Angela, Margo and Nadia
Jumped into a plane and flew
To the beautiful town of Sydney
For Ball's concert of 2002

They went to a scenic hotel
With an incredible view of the sea
It was so darn posh in this villa
They served champagne glasses of tea

Their tickets were already bought
Over the internet of course
Star Wars toys had just left the shelves
But they still felt the force

They went shopping in the market
Went shopping in the zoo
Went shopping in the desert
And bought a kangaroo

From what I have already told you
You're probably worried a bit
These fears were very well justified
When this female bombshell hit

Virgin planes made an incredible profit
As the population tried to escape
Even the all powerful Superman
Decided that he would de-cape

Let's go to a different location
In a trailer near the opera house
Michael Ball silently creeped around
Trying to impersonate a mouse

For he had seen on the telly
That his fans had invaded the bay
Their 60 foot tall "WE LOVE MICHAEL" poster
Kinda' gave them away

So Michael jumped under his bed
Desperately crying out in fear
"I want my mummy to save me
And take me away from here!"
Click Here To Hear Michael

And then came a terrible knocking
Accompanied by an "anyone there?"
Michael scrunched his tear filled eyes
And hugged his teddy bear

So Michael pulled out his revolver
And pressed the end to his head
When faced by fans like this
He was probably better off dead

And then he heard an almighty THUD
That made the gun slip from his hand
As a six foot Kangaroo and three fans
Desperately tried to land

I shouldn't say what happened next
At the tender age of thirteen
But it involved more screams and autographs
Than you have ever seen

The consequence of these events
For the man the fans called "Ballie"
Was six years spent in the Asylum
Of the beautiful town of Sydney

But our three dear heroines
Enjoyed a much happier fate
The threesome got front row seats
For Ball's concert of 2008!

By Michael B  (The other one)