hypa ANALYSIS
hypa is famous for it's global analysis which looks at issues relating to current events and helps us fill our web pages with stuff. hypa has access to sources of information from all over the world, and from out of it. Each week we look at an issue connected to our chosen topic of the week.
Solar Flares
So that you can make a fully informed judgement about whether solar flares might cause global warming, here are a few interesting facts about them:
As the ultra-violet light from solar flares reaches the Earth's surface it frazzles brain cells and reduce everyone's IQ level by 67 points.
Solar flares were last in fashion in the 1970's.
A large solar flare could destroy the world's telephone and satellite system by shorting out connections. This would lead, for example, to information on the world wide web becoming garbled. In fact, if these pages seem garbled to you a large solar flare may be occurring right now.
The ultra-violet light from solar flares causes sheep to glow in the dark.
Sun bathing during a solar flare event requires a Factor 2,785 sun block.
Solar flares are caused by large forest fires on the surface of the sun which can generate temperatures of up to 29ºC.