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Ooops, We Made a Mistake
hypa has learned that astronomers in New Mexico have discovered a new comet (provisionally named M16) which will be passing through our solar system in mid-1998.
This previously unidentified comet will obviously have a big impact on all our futures, but unfortunately it was not discovered in time for our astrologers to give it proper consideration when making up their predictions. As a result, all the predictions that we made in the hypa ANALYSIS page are rendered useless.
hypa apologises for this rather embarrassing occurrence and promises that next time a new comet is discovered we will just ignore it.