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Aliens in Denial
Because hypa has a policy of fairness and balance, we are publishing the following information released by the Official Spokesalien for the Space Aliens. The statement, which may already have been reported in your local press, was issued on 02 January 1998 and reads as follows:
"The Space Aliens would like to place on the record their denial that there are Space Aliens observing events on this planet. We do not exist and never have. We hope that this statement will end all speculation on the matter."