Reach out touch me. Ha Har, right then this page is the mental one. If your phone rings, be very, very afraid, because it's more thn likely me ringing so I can put our conversation on here.

Telephone Conversation # 1: Andrew Kimberley(Mobile) ----> Tom Francis(Crackly 5 phone system).

Tom's Mum: Hello.  

Andrew:  Hi, can I speak to Tom please?

Tom's Mum: Yes, Who's speaking please?

Andrew: Andrew Kimberley.

<Cue lots of banging in the back ground, Tom been called by his mum, and some crackling>

Tom: Hello.

Andrew: Hello, it's Kimbo, how are you?

Tom: I'm cool.

Andrew: Ok, I've rang and said hello, I'm going now, bye.

Tom: Oh, ok.....bye.

End.    

Mad, oh so mad, I'm sure you'll agree. Most jovial. You're next you twat, so stop taking the piss.