The Normal People were appalled. Did they actually have to come out and say it directly to their faces? "HELLO, MORONS? THERE IS NO NUDE CODE CHEAT! THERE NEVER HAS BEEN, THERE NEVER WILL BE (except for a patch thingy, but its probably too complicated to get it to work anyway, especially by some dunderhead like you. . . ). DO YOU THINK WE HAVE BEEN WRITING ALL THESE RED HERRINGS JUST FOR OUR GOOD HEALTH?! WELL? DO YOU?!?! "

"Um. . . " said a nude raider.

"QUIET! I HAVEN'T FINISHED!"

"but. . ."

"DO NOT ASK US ANY MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT NUDE CODE OR NUDE LARA OR NUDE ANYTHING, OR YOU WILL GIVE US NO OPTION BUT TO COME ROUND TO YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND REMOVE BOTH YOUR KNEECAPS FOR YOU!!!!"

"There", they said. "That should do it".

They were finally free from the tyranny of Stupid People, and they all lived happily ever after. . .