There were many different topics on the Tomb Raider newsgroup. It was a lively place, back in those days. One of the more popular topics was a discussion concerning Ms.Croft and how much of a sex symbol she actually was, to which almost all of the men heartily agreed (though not all publicly, mind). Another famous topic was concerned with how many cheat codes there were floating around in the collective wisdom of the newsgroup. . . And here comes the lesson in this story. You see, the not-so-fairly-good lot somehow put Two and Two together to get a mere Three, and impending disaster suddenly loomed into view on the horizon.

Thus, from Satan's very own bowels came the inevitable question: "is there a cheat code to see Lara, well. . . y'know. . .nude. . .?" "NUDE RAIDER!?!? they cried!. . .there was a moments hush. . ."yeeeeaaahhh. . .i like it. . .nice one" said a million little sordid perverts sitting submerged in the pale haze of their computer screens, deep in the night. . .and so the hunt began. . .