Now, the rest of us folk who had no such insane lust as to want to see a video game character "au naturelle" or "bouncey-jiggly-like" (depending on whether you are sophisticated enough to understand a little French or not), were, understandably, getting a little miffed.

The cynicism was brewing, bubbling away beneath the surface. . ."Who are these people?"; "why are they perverting our family orientated newsgroup with such sad filth?"; "do they actually believe there is a cheat code for making Lara nude?"; "have they no life?" etc. These were some of the many questions that the Normal People asked themselves each day as they logged onto the now contaminated newsgroup only to find this pointless drivvel posted by pointless people. The huddled masses had to act...and so a plan was borne. . .