". . .Why. . . Coco the Clown, of course.

If you have any further questions regarding a nude cheat code, please do not hesitate to ask Coco the clown, as he will be happy in assisting you in any possible way and will endeavour to avail you of any pertinent information he may know."

That's what the people said. Scouts honour.

So you see, I was not entirely truthful with you, and for that I am truly sorry. For some reason, deliberately leaving out this piece of information just gave me an enormous adrenalin rush. It all just went to my head in my old age. To those who may have felt laughed at somewhat, I can only apologise. A lie is such a treacherous thing, and they are the ones who will feel the most pain in this scandal which has sent shockwaves throughout the tomb raider community.

To those victims, I say this: I am truly sorry, and hereby dutifully request on behalf of all the Tomb Raider newsgroup to please, please, mass debate elsewhere.