The Future

And what of the Future? Well, I expect things will settle down sooner or later. Not too much excitement to be had these days. What with the world being "so much smaller" these days. I imagine the Butler, the trusty sidekick to many a great adventurer on many a great occasion, who stands upright next to his master, faithful to the end, the back bone on the most fraught of expeditions, resolute in his honour and steadfast in his duties (cue violins). . . sniff. . . bringing everything that is English to some god-forsaken corner of a far-off country, serving the tea, pressing the. . . sniff. . . trousers, setting the cricket bails, and clearing the encampment of dead pygmies, keeping a stiff-upper lip and showing Jonny-foreigner who knows best so that his master might shoot natives in peace. . .sniff, sniff. . .Can it be that the butler is no more? Have I no more use than that?

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