Death of a Kev

Walkin' down the street, 
He sounded gay when he talked,
looking so shiiit,
I thought he'd shit himself the way he walked!

Death of a Kev, he shoulda known better,
but he acted like a twat,
Now he couldn't be deader!

He thought he was cool,
but he was nothin but a schmuck,
He was an idiotic fool,
and he didn't know fuck!

Death of a Kev, he shoulda known better,
but he acted like a twat,
Now he couldn't be deader!

When a badass dude sees,
he's hittin' on his bird,
he walks on over and has a few words,
He starts to shout, 
but the kev thinks he's 'ard,
he throws a punch,
but misses by a yard! 

Death of a Kev, he shoulda known better,
but he acted like a twat,
Now he couldn't be deader!

He tries to run, panic stricken,
but the guy has a gun,
so he gets a fuckin good lickin'!

Death of a Kev, he shoulda known better,
but he acted like a twat,
Now he couldn't be deader! 

Bleeding on his blood stained shirt,
he crawls to the hospital nurse,
She looks him over and kicks him in the face,
after all, this nobber is a disgrace!
He lies there bleeding,
oh shit he says,
I shoulda sticked to stealin'
He dies................

Death of a Kev, he shoulda known better,
but he acted like a twat,
Now he couldn't be deader!