SHOTGUN
IN TOWN IS WHERE I AM HEADED,
MY MISSION TO FIND A GUN, SO I CAN BLOW,BLOW
BLOW STUFF INTO OBBLIVION,
IN THE MARKET IS A BB GON

GEE I GOT TO GET A GUN,
WON'T THAT BE FUN
ITS GOTTA HAVE SIGHTS
SO I CAN SEE WHEN I SHOOT
BE ONE THAT EXCITES,
AND HAVE HUGE HEFFING PELETS TO BOOT

WHEN I'M DISHING MY DOSH, I SEE A NICE KALLASHNIKOF
ANY MOTHER THAT GETS IN MY WAY BETTER FUCK OFF,
WALKING IS HARD WHEN YOU GOT GUNS IN EVERY CREVICE,
LUGGING THEM OFF UNDER MY COAT
THE GUN BLOWS SHEET! WHERES MY THROAT?

GEE I GOT TO GET A GUN,
WON'T THAT BE FUN
ITS GOTTA HAVE SIGHTS
SO I CAN SEE WHEN I SHOOT
BE ONE THAT EXCITES,
AND HAVE HUGE HEFFING PELETS TO BOOT

NEE NAH NEE NAH HERE COMES THE POLICE CAR,
BUT OH NO SO DOES THE AMBULANCE,
THEY BOTH GRAB ME I TEAR IN HALF 
OH PANTS!

GEE I GOT TO GET A GUN,
WON'T THAT BE FUN
ITS GOTTA HAVE SIGHTS
SO I CAN SEE WHEN I SHOOT
BE ONE THAT EXCITES,
AND HAVE HUGE HEFFING PELETS TO BOOT

iTS TOO LATE FOR ME THOUGH, IVE BEEN A BAD BOY
PLAYIN WITH A DANGEROUS TOY,
SHOULD'VE HAD MORE SENSE,
BUT AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T ARREST
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
YAH!