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The Year is about 130AD ( we think) and Queen Bode has been attending Adult Education classes for singing lessons for over a month. Anxious not to annoy her royal majesty, her teacher has lavished an almost obscene amount of praise on a pupil who is completely without talent. ( we've all seen that before I'll bet) The problem now is that following the outpouring of all this adulation her majesty is now fully convinced that she has all the qualities necessary to win the World Cup Operatic Championships to be held in Rome. Somewhat foolishly, one of her advisors expressed the view that the Queen would be up against the very best in a competition which attracted entrants from all over the then known world. Her Majesty reacted with her usual aplomb and promptly demoted him to the position of 'Cleansing Operative'.
It is a warm day and her Majesty has just finished off a large royal cheese and tomato sandwich, washed down with a pint of Lager :
While resting the queen muses on what might be
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She thinks "Bodonna" would be a good stage name |
What do the Roms make of it? Weird wailing from the vicinity of the Bit village has sparked off rumours of a secret weapon. (The governor is under pressure from Rome to find out what is going on) Why are the villagers wearing strange contraptions over their ears? or has someone just invented the earmuff? What part does the Great Nerd play in these events? or is he just a Great Nerd? For the answer to this and other questions I recommend you look elsewhere. In the meantime:-
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