Planet Inc at Hardup Hall

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With the Help of his nephew, young Neville Dix, Mr WC Planet
the infamous Acquisition specialist and Entrepreneur intends to
present a series of seminars on best business practices and how
to maximise profits in the UK retail  market.   Those Companies
interested in developing the potential of their employees are invited
to submit the names of nominees to the organising secretary.

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nev1.gif (1265 bytes) uncle1.gif (4551 bytes) "Well my boy now
you've joined the
Company tell me what you know about the
'7Ps' of Marketing?"		 nevdix1.gif (9958 bytes)

"Ooh I Know! - Paying
people Peanuts produces
poohie poor performance!"

 

OOP's!

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"NO! NO! NO!  - Just because you've
starred  in an advert! -  It's - Paying  people
perks produces pathetically  plunging profits!"		  

 


nevclip.gif (1913 bytes) "Anyway, in the world of Retailing the most important word is NO, followed by the '4Rs',
No Returns !
No Replacements !
No Refunds !
No Relenting !"		 unc2_40.gif (2002 bytes) board1_40.gif (2835 bytes)


"Mr Planet you are late for your ten o'clock
and I think you'll find that it would be more
accurate to list  the key elements of Marketing
as the 4Ps namely - Product, Price, Place
and Promotion!"		 secretary40.gif (3583 bytes)

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