South Park Sound Clips
101_cheesypoofs (25KB) Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs.
101_cuss (182KB) Hey you scrawny ass *****...
101_seriousl (31KB) Owe! My ass! Seriously!
102_dolphins (94KB) Dolphins are stupid...
102_eat (24KB) You'll sit in front of the TV and eat Cheesy Poofs, Ass Master!
102_follow (39KB) Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm Living Proof - beefcake, Beefcake!
102_kennydies (77KB) Oh my God, they killed Kenny - You Bastards!
103_cartoon (10KB) Cartoon's kick ass!
103_lie (66KB) Hey, I'll blow your freaking head off!
104_poundass (23KB) Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little homo dog.
104_singalong (162KB) The assignment was on Asian Cultures...
105_bitchass (40KB) Hey, you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
105_kicknuts2 (55KB) No elephant is going to make love to my Fluffy...
106_entertainment (80KB) My Uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
106_snackycakes (29KB) Dude? Snacky Cakes? Get Down
107_communicate (17KB) I don't like Kenny anymore...
107_pudding (58KB) Hey Kenny, are you going to eat your pudding?
107_watchthevideo.wav (234KB) The Hitler video.
108_fartonyou (34KB) Oh excuse me new kid, I didn't mean to fart on you...
108_killedkenny (91KB) It's coming right for us...
109_alcoholic (22KB) Why is your family poor...
109_screwyoutoo (34KB) Excuse me, I am a little lost boy...
110_commercial (298KB) The Mr Hankey Commercial.
110_dminor (443KB) Hopw about we sing, Kyle's mom is a stupid bitch, in D Minor
110_plump (17KB) I'm not fat, I'm festively plump.
111_chefsong (294KB) No baby, There's no substitute...
111_killedkenny (62KB) Oh my God...
112_fionaapple (68KB) Well, you aint Fiona Apple...
112_trianglethief (52KB) So I kicked him square in the nuts...
113_seriously (28KB) Seriously...
201_monkeyclaw (59KB) This is called a monkey claw becasue...
201_notwithoutmyanus (74KB) Now get ready for Canada's hottest action stars...
202_pyramids (57KB) Who built the pyramids...
202_twoteams (55KB) ...Team B will consist of Kenny.
203_nightstick (21KB) Sure! Nightsticks for everybody.
203_whosinthere (86KB) Who's in the house.
204_family (76KB) Well, screw you guys...
204_spit (78KB) The fireman is very magical...
205_icepick (144KB) Next time you want to scare the hell out of my child...
205_iloveyou (23KB) I love you guys...
206_beavers (28KB) We're gonna drop napalm on an unsuspecting family of beavers.
206_hardcore (49KB) Aw, he'll be fine...
207_bequiet (87KB) ...be quiet of the cute little bunny dies.
207_goodness (75KB) I could not possible eat one more bit...
208_doggiestyle (44KB) I only know how to do it doggie style.
208_screwyouguys (42KB) ...Screw you guys, I'm going home.
209_chefsong (104KB) Put them in your mouth and suck 'em...
209_hankysong (110KB) Mr Hankey Song
209_picture (58KB) ...I put myself in your mouth...
210_badnews (44KB) ...The bad news is...
210_ratsass (27KB) Kenny's not really my friend...
211_haiku (33KB) ...is just like a normal American poem...
211_hero (57KB) Goddamit mom, I wasn't picking it...
212_giveshit (152KB) My mom gives me shit sometimes...
212_playwithself (71KB) I like playing with myself...
213_fatass (128KB) What makes you think that Cartman is getting on a bull?
213_getdown (154KB) What are you gonna do...
214_germandance (117KB) Cartmans German Dance
214_goal (53KB)
214_killedkenny (43KB)
215_cartmansings (66KB)
215_kitty (64KB)
216_beatkenny (37KB)
216_gogetit (26KB)
216_grandmasong (134KB)
217_gnomesong (105KB)
217_pussy (35KB)
217_saladshooter (14KB)
kylmail (18K) Oh my God, You have mail!
Bitch2 (66KB) Bitch
Ghoststoo (36KB) Ghoststoo