THREE PINTS DOWN HIS SHIRT…

You knew it was bound to happen, and it has. Here, then, are the lyrics of the latest song to sweep the web…

In-Ger-Lund!!!

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He's coming home, he's coming home,
he's coming, Gazza's coming home
He's coming home, he's coming home,
he's coming, Gazza's coming home

Everyone seems to know the score,
He's out ‘til half past four
He drank lots,
he drank more,
and Gazza's gonna throw it all up,
gonna blow it all up
Now he's out of the Cup
‘Cos Glenn remembered

Three pints down his shirt,
plastic tits still gleaming,
tried to force a burp
after a kebab evening

He's coming home, he's coming home,
he's coming, Gazza's coming home
He's coming home, he's coming home,
he's coming, Gazza's coming home

So many jokes, so many tears,
but all those fags and beers
wear you down,
through the years
but I still see that tackle on Charles
all those flash poncy cars
Gazza playing the flute
and Sheryl crying

I know that was then,
but he'll go out again…

He's coming home, he's coming home,
he's coming, Gazza's coming home
He's coming home, he's coming home,
he's coming, Gazza's coming home
He's coming home, he's coming home,
he's coming, Gazza's coming home

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