TOMMY BOYD’S EXCUSES FOR SCORING THAT OWN GOAL
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1. I didn’t want to put extra pressure on future Scottish teams by helping us reach the second round.
2. I always said I shouldn’t have given up that presenter’s job on ‘Magpie’.*
3. I was temporarily blinded by Ally McCoist’s suit.
4. I thought we actually would be playing against those blokes from the Del Amitri video.
5. I was distracted by Ronaldo’s resemblance to the comedy vicar from the ‘Dick Emery Show’.
6. I started thinking about that big orange man walking through the streets of Paris and I got scared.
7. I didn’t fancy having to celebrate with Rod Stewart. He might have brought Chris Evans.
8. I didn’t want to let down the loyal Scottish fans who’d spent the last four years looking forward to a traditional booze-fuelled wake.
9. I expected Ronaldo to be that bloke in a clown suit on the hamburger adverts.
10. What does it matter? I’m not Colombian…
*younger readers should ask their parents
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