Assorted Jokes!

• Season 2000/01 Another mock preview of the forthcoming season!
  
  
• Football Viruses!! (Coming to a PC near you!)
  
  
• The New Season... How Depressing! (A mock prediction of the season ahead)
  
  
• The Loyal Wife!! (Cheers Anthony for this!)
  
  
• Crowded Heaven!! (This is really funny!)
  
  

• The Many Uses of the Word F**k (Vulgar but funny!!)
  
  
• Who Exactly Works?! (A chain email doing the rounds!)
  
  
• Hilarious Advertising Gaffes (And these people get paid more than us!!)
  
  
• New Alcohol Warnings!! (Source Unknown!)
  
  
• Who's in Charge of the Body? (Thanks Anthony for sending me this!)
  
  
• The Old Rooster Joke! (Clever bird!)
  
  
• Star Wars Bohemian Rhapsody! (From Star Wars: A Rock Opera)
  
  
• The Italian Who Went To Malta! (Source Unknown!)
  
  
• Daft Conversations In Court! (From "Disorder In The Court")
  
  
• The European Language Of The Future! (Author Unknown, But cheers Amber for sending it to me!!)
  
  
• The Warring Neighbours! (Adapted from a joke from Joseph)
  
  
• Two Men On A Bus!!!!! (Thanks to Anthony for this one)
  
  
• Jealousy!!!!! (Thanks to Anthony for this one)
  
  
• Daft Warnings Written On Shopping Items! (Just goes to show how far companies go to make "idiot-proof" products!!!)
  
  
• The Alternative Hammer To Fall! (Credit to Livia for this one!)
  
  
• The Alternative Bohemian Rhapsody! (Anyone for a curry?!)
  
  
• More General Anagrams Not by me!!! So please don't sue!!!!
  
  
• Funny Lists (I compiled these myself!)
  
  
• Ways To Tell If You Are Indian (Cheers Raj!)
  
  

• A Week in the Life of David Beckham (Source Unknown!)
  
  
• The REAL Reasons Why Brian Laudrup Left Chelsea (From Football 365)
  
  
• Football Pantomimes!! (From Football 365)
  
  
• Science Fiction Players!! (From Football 365)
  
  
• Footballing Cars!! (From Football 365)
  
  
• Alternative Football Kids TV Shows (From Football 365)
  
  
• Some Tongue In Cheek Player Pairings!! (From Football 365)
  
  
• Ten Women Who Could Manage England! (From Football 365)
  
  
• The Rolling Stones Do Football! (Copyright Football 365)
  
  
• Shakespeare's Football Plays! (Copyright Football 365)
  
  
• The Biggest Farce of a Football Match? (From Football 365)
  
  
• Foreigners Who Flopped In England! (From Football 365)
  
  
• The Dreaded Liverpool FC Virus!! (From Football 365)
  
  
• Why The Ref Fell Over When Di Canio Pushed Him! (From Football 365)
  
  
• The Alternative Man Utd TV Schedule! (Via the THFC list)
  
  
• Man Utd TV Part 2!!!! (Via the THFC list again)
  
  
• Soccer Anagrams (Whoever worked these out deserves a medal!)
  
  
• Scottish Chatter In The Brazil Game! (From Ben via The THFC List)
  
  
• London Football (A very much tongue-in-cheek article from Football 365!)
  
  
• ManUre vs Spurs 1999 (The future of football? I hope not!)
  
  
• Commentating Gaffes (These via the THFC List!)
  
  
• More Commentating Gaffes (I compiled these!)
  
  
• Wacky World Cup Squads (Raj sent me these!)
  
  
• The Real Reasons Why Gazza Was Dropped (From Football 365)
  
  
• Gazza Again! The Alternative 3 Lions (From Football 365)
  
  
• Why Tommy Boyd Scored THAT Own Goal! (From Football 365)
  
  
• The 6 Worst Misses In France '98!!! (From Football 365)
  
  
• England's World Cup Fax!! (From Football 365)
  
  
• Why Jamaica Are Glad To Get Home!! (From Football 365)
  
  
• Fergie's Feuds (A list from Football 365!)
  
  

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