10 Women Who Could Manage England!!

1) Monica Lewinsky: Quite willing to work with Seaman.

2) The Spice Girls: Used to embarrassing performances at Wembley.

3) Sheryl Kyle: Since rows with a drunken Paul Gascoigne seem to be a big part of the job...

4) Denise van Outen: Well, she's everywhere else, isn't she?

5) Des Lynam's mistress: Has no qualms about pulling off a front man.

6) Fergie: She's done a good job at Old Trafford...

7) Hillary Clinton: Very supportive when it comes to playing away from home.

8) Mrs Thatcher: But unlikely to pick any strikers. Or left-wingers.

9) Dani Behr: The only person who can get 90 minutes out of Les Ferdinand these days.

10) Eileen Drewery: But then she already manages England...

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