Only Fools And Horses

Episode Guide


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SERIES A 1981

Big Brother (8th September)
After flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases.

Go West Young Man (15th September)
Rodney's depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird - Monica of the fat thighs - and life isn't exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution - they'll all be millionaires in a year - cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal...

Cash and Curry (22nd September)
Del's swooping in on a deal of a lifetime - it could keep them in Pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue... Trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare...

The Second Time Around (29th September)
Del's rekindled passion with an old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney's not so thrilled after what happened to her first two husbands...

A Slow Bus To Chingford (6th October)
Del has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest moneymaking scam, Trotter's Ethnic Tours...

The Russians Are Coming (13th October)
The threat of Nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of the Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One things guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter...

Christmas Special - Christmas Crackers (35mins) (28th December)
It's anthracite roast potatoes and green stuff all round - Granddad's cooking Christmas dinner! Trouble is, Rodney's in danger of dying of boredom. Then the glittering attractions of the Monte Carlo Club beckon...

SERIES B 1982

The Long Legs of The Law (21st October)
Rodders is besmirching the good reputation of the Trotter family by dating a policewoman...

Ashes To Ashes (28th October)
Del's busy selling Trig's gran's genuine antique urns. Trouble is, one of them is Trig's Granddad's last resting place!

A Losing Streak (4th November)
Del and Boycie are set to play the biggest poker game Peckham's ever seen... But what exactly has Boycie got up his sleeve?

No Greater Love (11th November)
Rodney's got himself a bird at last! Unfortunately she's no spring chicken and her jailbird husband is about to be released...

The Yellow Peril (18th November)
Del's got a job painting a Chinese restaurant - but is he wise to get some help from Rodney 'Leonardo' Trotter?

It Never Rains (25th November)
The Trotter family holiday is underway when Granddad runs into a bit of trouble with the Spanish Police.

A Touch of Glass (2nd December)
Del introduces the Dresden-collecting aristocracy to some North Korean porcelain and his chandelier-cleaning service.

Christmas Special - Diamonds are for Heather (30th December)
It's Christmas in Peckham and Del's fallen hook, line and sinker for the lovely Heather...

SERIES C 1983

Homesick (10th November)
Delboy uses Rodney's election as chairman of the local tenants' association to plot a move to ground floor accommodation.*

Healthy Competition (17th November)
Rodney breaks up the Trotter partnership to go it alone - with Micky Pierce!

Friday the 14th (24th November)
The Trotters visit Devon for a weekend's fishing ('No salmon!') but get involved with an escaped 'psycho' from the local mental hospital.*

Yesterday Never Comes (1st December)
Delboy falls for posh tart Miranda, when she comes to view a 'Queen Anne Cabinet' - but Miranda is more interested in the painting that the boys' Gran lifted from her art dealer employer.*

May The Force Be With You (8th December)
DI Slater (The Slag) is on the track of a stolen microwave oven & Delboy is in the frame.*

Wanted (15th December)
Rodney is on the run after he is accused of being the 'Peckham Pouncer' - but where is that fragrant smell, wafting through the ventilation ducts of Nelson Mandela House, coming from?*

Who's A Pretty Boy? (22nd December)
Delboy arranges for Rodney & Granddad to redecorate Denzil & Corrinne's flat. What is Corrinne going to say when she finds out that her canary is brown bread?*

Christmas Special 1983 - Thicker Than Water (Christmas Day)
It's Christmas Day at Nelson Mandela House, and Del and Rodneys' dad is back, 18 years after walking out.

SERIES D 1985

Happy Returns (21st February)
Rodney's in love with Debbie from the newsagents. Trouble is she's only 19 and 19 1/2 years ago Del was pretty friendly with her mum...

Strained Relations (28th February)
After Granddad's funeral, Delboy & Rodney are surprised to find that his brother, Uncle Albert, has moved in with them - bringing his nautical nightmares.*

Hole in One (7th March)
The Trotters are potless so Uncle Albert comes to the rescue by having an 'accident' with the open cellar door of the Nag's Head.*

It's Only Rock 'N' Roll (14th March)
Rodney is the drumless drummer in Mental Micky's band, 'A Bunch Of Wallies'. Delboy takes on the job of manager.

Sleeping Dog's Lie (21st March)
Del's on to a great money making scheme - looking after Boycie and Marlene's new puppy Dukie for a steal at £60 a week.

Watching the Girls Go By (28th March)
Del set's Rodney up with a date but when she gets to the do at the Nag's Head she makes Rodney wish he hadn't.

As One Door Closes (4th April)
When Delboy's hooky 'louvry' door deal, financed with Denzil's redundancy money, falls through, the boys attempt to repay him by catching a rare butterfly.*

Christmas Special 1985 - To Hull and Back (90mins) (Christmas Day)
Just a simple courier job says Boycie but the Trotter's life on the ocean wave doesn't go completely to plan. They run into their old friend Slater 'The Slag' but it isn't all plain sailing for him either.

SERIES E 1986

From Prussia With Love (31st August)
When a German damsel turns up in the Nag's Head she's definitely in distress - and nine months pregnant at that. Rodney's all beer and sympathy but Del's got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene's dreams of a child and a golden opportunity to make a few bob along the way?

The Miracle of Peckham (7th September)
Delboy gets religion (or is he just on the make?) when the Madonna at the local church is seen to shed tears.

The Longest Night (14th September)
A burglar makes a daring raid on the local supermarket just as Del and family are out buying their weekly French stick. What's worse - Del sold him a duff watch down the local market...

Tea For Three (21st September)
Look out! Del's tampered with the sunbed controls and Rodney's seeing red - literally! His face is done to a turn. He'll hardly wow Trigger's niece, Lisa, with his handsome good looks now, which leaves the way pretty clear for Del himself. But revenge should certainly be sweet when he volunteers Del for a spot of hanggliding..

Video Nasty (28th September)
Rodney's given £10,000 by the arts council to make a film, but Del sees the chance of a nice earner.

Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? (5th October)
Delboy gets the chance to make a new start (and to become a millionaire) in Australia - fronting Jumbo Mill's used car business.*

Christmas Special 1986 - A Royal Flush (Christmas Day)
Rodney dates Victoria, the Duke of Malbury's daughter, & Delboy starts making plans for the wedding of the year.*

Christmas Special 1987 - The Frog's Legacy (60 mins) (Christmas Day)
Freddie the Frog dated Del & Rodney's' mum, leaving a legacy of stolen gold when he died. If only somebody knew its whereabouts, the boys would be millionaires.*

Christmas Special 1988 - Dates (80 mins) (Christmas Day)
Delboy meets an actress, Raquel, through the Technomatch Dating Agency; Rodney goes cruising (in a three wheel van) with Nervous Nerys; and Uncle Albert is given a surprise birthday party. But who is the stripper that Del has booked?*

SERIES F 1989
All Episodes Now 50mins

Yuppie Love (8th January)
'80's fever is spreading fast! Del boy's on the up and into the exciting world of red braces and yuppie sorts. Meanwhile Rodney's on the pull, with a classy new bird called Cassandra. Wonder what she'll think of Nelson Mandela House...

Danger UXD (15th January)
Just faking a signature on a delivery note means that Del can take possession of 50 dolls for absolutely nothing. The only problem is that "Lusty Linda" and "Erotic Estelle" are not exactly what he had in mind...

Chain Gang (22nd January)
It's the deal of a lifetime! Faced with the opportunity of buying 250 18 carat gold chains from retired jeweller, Arnie, Del can't resist. Everything's pretty cushty until Arnie's taken ill just as the deal is about to be sealed and Del is left feeling that all that glitters...

Unlucky Winner Is.. (29th January)
Rodney's won a holiday for three in the Mediterranean courtesy of Del and the Megaflakes drawing competition. The only snag is he's got to pretend he's fourteen years old all week.

Sickness and Wealth (5th February)
While excruciating stomach cramps and a constant diet of health salts might drive some people to visit the doctor, not our Del!

Little Problems (12th February)
With his diploma in Computer Science, new job in Cassandra's father's firm and impending marriage, Rodney's certainly on the up. Del's even promised to take care of his share of the flat deposit. Only problem is, Del's gone and got himself into a bit of bother over some hooky mobile phones with the less than understanding Driscoll brothers.

Christmas Special 1989 - Jolly Boy's Outing (85mins) (Christmas Day)
Rodney is happily in his new flat except for those nagging doubts about Cassandra's boss Steven. Still, the boys are all off to Margate for the day. That should cheer him up…

Christmas Special 1990 - Rodney Come Home (75mins) (Christmas Day)
Rodney and Cassandra have a fight about her pursuit of Operation Cassandra and he leaves home.

SERIES G 1990/91

The Sky's The Limit (30th December)
What can Albert and Del do about Rodney leaving Cassandra and moving back in? And where did Del get that Satellite dish from?

The Chance of a Lunchtime (6th January)
Raquel has an audition for a play and Del has volunteered to help her rehearse. Del sees two people when he looks at Raquel. Either Raquel's pregnant or Del's pissed!

Stage Fright (13th January)
The chance to supply the cabaret at the Starlight Rooms for old 'friend' Eric to the tune of 600 quid is too good to miss for Del. With Raquel dusting of her vocal chords in the kitchen and Trig's mate Tony Angelino, the singing dustman, waiting in the wings, everything's sorted. Until Del discovers exactly who the real owner of the club is and the extent of Tony's vocal range...

Class of '62 (20th January)
A class of '62 reunion in the Nag's Head signals Roy Slater's return to Civvy Street after years in the 'Nick'. But why has the crooked ex-copper decided to come back to Peckham when he is universally loathed?

"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle" (27th January)
After a night at the Nag's Head, Uncle Albert comes home beaten up and tells tales of two, three or was in four muggers?

Three Men, a Woman and a Baby (3rd February)
Del's about to become a father but even that can't cheer Rodney-the-vegetarian up. The Polar Cap is melting, the rain forest is dying, the sea is being poisoned, and he hasn't had "a bit" for months. Maybe one of Del's new Ponytail wigs could enhance his image in Cassandra's eyes...

Christmas Special 1991 - Miami Twice
The American Dream (50mins) (Christmas Eve)
Rodney receives his "Maxwell Money" from the printing firm's pension fund. Del suggests he buys two tickets to Miami for him and Cassandra. When she can't go he suggests who could take her place as well.

Part Two - Oh To Be In England (95mins) (Christmas Day)
Del Boy and Rodney haven't been in Miami a day yet and they've had their camera stolen and then all their luggage and money as well. How lucky they bumped into these nice 'Family' boys at the night club and they can stay with them.

Christmas Special 1992 - Mother Nature's Son (65mins) (Christmas Day)
Del Boy's latest scheme is to bottle tap water and sell it as 'Peckham Spring' water. It's a great success but when Rodney finds out about it he knows that it is illegal and that they must stop. But hang on - where did Del get the loan to start the venture?

Christmas Special 1993 - Fatal Extraction (85mins) (Christmas Day)
While Peckham is in the midst of rioting, Del Boy is having trouble with his teeth and with Raquel.

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