The Alternative Hammer To Fall!!!

Thanx To Livia For Writing This!!


Hammer To Fall (Housewife's Version)

     
Here you stand
And here you fall
History won't care at all
Bake the cake, light the light
And your husband won't be home tonight

What the hell you're waiting for
Don't hear the bell, but you answer the door
Close it then with care and all
We're all waiting for the handle to fall

With every meal and every stain
A little piece of you is falling away
Dust and wash and clean again
Make a burger as the meat decays

Toe your line and play the game
Let the anasthetic cover it all
Till one day they call your name
You know it's time for the kettle to fall

Lover, kids or husband for your work it's all the same
Lock your door the dust is coming through the window frame
(oh yeah)
Woman, all your struggle is in vain

For you who grew up proud and well
In the middle of the washing smell
Work of sisyphos is hell
You just wanna scream it louder and louder

Who the hell I do this for?
Won't you stand up once against it all
Tell your people 'bout the score
They're all waiting for the glasses to fall.

(Give it to me one more time)
*sound of crashing dishes*

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