1. Deon Burton will be able to watch the video again of him coming on as sub for Ronaldo in the World Cup Draw Exhibition match. It will be the only time they play in the same match. Jamaica's saviour, eh?
2. Robbie Earle can be back on Capital radio to do co-commentaries and analyse on telly for Carlton Sport – it's the Charity Shield and Coca-Cola Cup soon, Robbie!
3. Silky winger Ricardo Gardner can read all the speculation about him joining various top European clubs before eventually signing for Tampa Bay Mutiny or some Third Division French outfit.
4. Manager Rene Simoes can get stuck into his humble pie. He has a lot to get through after predicting: "We have come to France to play seven games." What? Are you arranging some friendlies next week Rene?
5. Frank Sinclair can get the meeting with Gianluca Vialli over and done with. Luca: Frank, I like you, but I can't pretend any longer. You are the worst player at the club. Frank: I know, boss. I was the worst player at the World Cup too. Luca: No, don't put yourself down. Remember Darryl Powell.
6. Warren Barrett can get back to working on his hat stall at Kingston market. He'll be selling off some of his 120-odd caps as gold-trimmed baseball caps – the ultimate in European leisurewear.
7. Chris Dawes can get back to the bong – his main interest in life is the history and people of Rastafarianism. Charlton are thinking of making an offer for him.
8. Paul Hall has missed his pet cockroach badly so he'll be chuffed to see him back in the Caribbean. Hall painted a spot on its back with Tipp-Ex to see how often his armoured invader came back to his room and now they're best mates.
9. Darryl Powell struggled with the heat in France, hence his hot-headed sending-off against Argentina. Now he can cool down at Widnes, Telford, Walsall, Chester, Bury and Gateshead as he settles back into life in Derby's reserves.
10. Walter Boyd, 'Bad Boy of Jamaican Football', can go back to the ghettoes of Kingston where he grew up and start practising his 'Have I told you about when I played in the World Cup' stories while listening to some serious Buju Banton sounds. You just couldn't get them out in Lens.