A guy calls home from work and a strange woman answers the phone. The guy says " Who is this?" "This is the maid!" "We don't have a maid" says the fellow "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house" "We'll this is her husband, is she there?" "Ummm .. she's upstairs with some guy who I figured was her husband" The guy is livid. after a moments thought, he asks" How would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "Go to my study, get the gun from my desk and go shoot that bitch and whoever is fucking her" The maid puts down the phone and there is silence for a minute or so followed by two gunshots. The maid comes back on the phone "What should I do with the bodies?" "Throw them in the pool!" "What?!?, there is NO pool here". Long pause "Uuuh .... sorry, wrong number!"
Okay, seriously bad taste again. Not my fault though, you wanted it!