DAFT INVENTIONS (C)1997 S. C. Productions 1. Helium asthma inhaler 2. Chocolate fireguard 3. Inflatable dartboard 4. Solar powered torch
QUESTIONS THAT MUST BE ANSWERED (C) 1997 Me again 1. What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way? 2. Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? 3. Why does "monosyllabic" have so many syllables? 4. Why does Raj phone me more regularly from Leicester than when he lived in Southall? 5. Are there any other words for 'thesaurus?' 6. Why isn't "phonetic" spelt the way it sounds?
NATIONAL LOTTERY QUESTIONS (C) 1996 not me this time 1. Where do the audience come from every Saturday night? 2. Don't they have anything better to do? 3. If the machine broke down, would the producers have the balls to carry on? 4.Why isn't Mystic Meg a millionaire?
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