Beware The LFC Virus!!!

LIVERPOOL VIRUS WARNING

There is a virus going round the net at the moment called LFC. Do not download it - do not read it. If you do the following will happen:

1) The LFC virus will rewrite the team list of your matchday program so that it contains the words James, Bjornebye, Babb and Leonhardsen.

2) It will disable the soundcard of your Anfield stadium, removing all traces of singing and causing silence where previously there was noise.

3) It will stop you from replacing the player parts of your defence programme with new faster updated versions. Instead you will have to continue on with the old ones until they eventually just stop working completely.

4) It will cause the math coprocessor of your goalkeeper module to be unable to calculate difficult problems - such as round object trajectories.

5) The Central management function will split into two separate modules causing wasted processor time on the decision-making process.

6) Finally, available space on The Trophy Room disk drive will grow and grow as the trophy files within it are slowly removed from memory.

Do not run the LFC virus - it is dangerous.

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