Only Fools And Horses

Opening Lyrics


Stick a pony in me pocket,
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
Cos if you want the best 'uns,
But you don't ask questions,
Then brother, I'm your man.

Cos where it all comes from is a mystery,
It's like the changin' of the seasons,
And the tides of the sea.

But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk,
Why do only fools and horses work?


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