Daft Warning Messages On Shopping Items!
These Are All Genuine!!!
- Notice on a packet of peanuts - Warning: May Contain Nuts
- Notice in a Sainsbury's supermarket - Houseplants are for ornamental use only and not for consumption
- Advice on a Golden Graham's cereal packet - For best results eat with your mouth closed
- Advert for a Rowenta iron - Do not iron on body
- Warning on Marks and Spencer Pudding - Caution! Product will be hot after heating
- Help on US airline packet of nuts - Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts
- Warning on a Swedish Chainsaw - Do not attempt to stop chain by hand
- Advice on Nytol (sleep-aid) - Warning, may cause drowsiness
- McDonald's coffee cups in US warn - Contents may be hot
- Warning on a CHILDREN's cough medicine - May cause drowsiness. Do not drive car or operate heavy machinery
- Notice on Chinese Xmas lights - for indoor and outdoor use only
- Printed on the Bottom of Tesco's tiramisu dessert - Do not turn upside down
- Instructions on a Japanese clock - To replace a battery, remove old one and insert new one
- Caution on a Korean Kitchen Knife - Warning: keep out of children
- Baffling instruction on a Japanese food processor - Not to be used for the other use
- Recommendation on Sunmaid raisins - Why not try tossing over your favourite cereal?
- Advice by Nokia mobile phones - Use only in normal position (to ear)
- Caution on Sevylor PVC Waterbed - This item is not to be eaten
- Note on the Acme ultrasonic dog whistle - This product will be ineffective if your dog is deaf
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