Wacky World Cup Squads

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BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98

Pinnochio

Libero

Vimto Memento Borneo Tango

Cheerio Subbuteo

Scenario Fellatio

Portfolio

SUBS:
Placebo, Porno, Polio, Banjo, Brasso, Stereo (L), Stereo (R), Hydrochlorofluoro, Aristotle

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98 Itch

Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch

Hic Sic Spic Pric

Digaditch Fallinaditch

Horseraditch

SUBS:
Mowapitch, Letsgetrich, Shagabitch

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98

Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov

Slalomsky Downhillsky

Risky Swedishshev Mastershev

Fuckov Taykitov

SUBS:
Rubitov, Gechakitov, Sodov, Pastryshev, Najinsky, Desert Orchid

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98

Chatanoogaciouciou

Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou

Busqueue Snookercu

Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou

I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi

SUBS:
U, NonU, ManU, Stuffyiou, Lee Kwan Yu

DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98

Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen

Firstsson Seccondsson

Thirdsson

Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen

Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen

SUBS:
Howmanygoalsisthatssen, Finallygaveupcountinssen, Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen, Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98

Baloni

Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli Toonsgotkenni Onetoomani

Legslikejelli Havabenni

Wobblijelli Spendapenni

SUBS:
Cantthinkofani!!!, Buggermi

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98

San Francisco

Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox

Don Criformi-Argentina Bodegas Luis Canon Sombrero

Chihuahua Jose

SUBS:
Jesus Maria Don Key, Burrito, Speedy Gonzalez, Tequila, Caramba

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98

Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez

Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors

Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe

SUBS:
Van Iller, Van Ishincreme, Van Morrison

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

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