The Twelve Days of Catmas
On the first day of Catmas there came a gift from me
A tear in your precious settee
On the second day of Catmas there came a gift from me
Two headless mice and tear in your precious settee
On the third day of Catmas there came a gift from me
Three fur balls
Two headless mice and tear in your precious settee
On the fourth day of Catmas there came a gift from me
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice and a tear in your precious settee
On the fifth day of Catmas there came a gift from me
Five fur-ry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice and a tear in your precious settee
You've got the idea now? Come sing along…
…Six strays a-spraying…
…Seven trays a-brimming…
…Eight fish heads reeking…
…Nine fleas a-leaping…
…Ten toms a-wailing…
…Eleven kittens mewing…
…Twelve vet bill coming..
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