Man Bashing Jokes
What is the thinnest book in the world ?
What men know about women.
Why don't men have to use toilet paper ?
Because God made them perfect arseholes.
How can you tell if a man is sexually excited ?
He's breathing.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning ?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging.
How do you save a man from drowning ?
Take your foot off his head.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
One ... men will screw anything.
What do you call a man with an IQ of 5 ?
Gifted.
How can you tell if a man is happy ?
Who cares ?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know ... its never happened.
Why do men always have stupid looks on their faces ?
Because they are stupid.
What do men and beer bottles have in common ?
They're both empty from the neck up.
What common factors do men have with a toilet seat,
anniversaries and the clitoris ?
They miss them all, usually by miles.
How are men and parking spots alike ?
The good ones are always taken and most of the ones that
are left are handicapped.
What do men have in common with tiles ?
If you lay them properly the first time, then you can walk
over them forever.