Subject: Re: [PORC] The tour begins! Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1998 03:12:13 +0800 From: Mea Culpa To: dagrfall@ods.com Tarald Holm wrote: > Zarth wondered if his move had been wise However, the shield seemed > securely > stuck between the dragons jaws, and this gave him something to hold on to. > He > started banging away at the dragons teeth and nose with his katana, but > feared he would need some help to finish this beast off... > > Zarth So there I wasstanding with a bow in my clever little hands and Zarth hanging from the beast's mouth, Jemmy trapped under a rather large claw, .. ... ... ... what to do, what to do? Now for the world I can't remember if the Lady Catris is the were Dragon or the were vampire, oh well never mind in my years of traveling I've learned two things, if it's intelligent and larger than yourself than try to communicate if that don't work, well ther's only one honorable answer left .. .. .. ... ... fight or put up! This all flew thru my mind in like 1/10 of a second, and with my friends nearby and at risk I could only try option one, I concluded. " Veretable Lady Dragon" I said in my most polite form of address, " We are truly sorry for distubing your peace, please believe me, if I say we stumbled upon you by pure accident and my friends here are from of world, from Sovere maybe you have been there?" After gasping for breath and by now believe me, i needed all my strength, keeping Veritas drawn and trying polite conversation with an Irate Dragon is no easy matter, that I can asure you. "If it could be in your mercy, most Imperial of beings" I said with great difficulty, " please let us not further disturb your rest, however if you have become so upset by us little mundane peoples, well then it could hardly be worth your trouble to get rid of us in such a energy costing exercise, if you insist on venting your anger, then please listen to Lord Jemalas from Sovere, he could tell you a story about the SLE from Sovere who are trying to take over your territory" I exclaimed with frantic hope that Jemmy could come up with a good one, since every child in Tamriel knows, every Dragon loves a good story, but hates their territory invaded by others. -- Regards Mea /\ /vvvvvvvvvvvv \----------Sacre-Noir------------------------. `^^^^^^^^^^\^ /ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ \/ +-----------------------------------------------------------+ | "Vegemite" the power of love... | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ | "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault" | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ |Homepage: http://geocities.com/TimesSquare/Labyrinth/6161/ | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ Mea Culpa Fighter - Cleric Toujour L'amour Mea Culpa Fighter - Cleric Toujour L'amour HTML Mail 1st Villa South of the Angry Porcupine Work: Would be very upsetting Vanshire Fax: N/A Menevia Home: Australia + 0411 116587 Winzip Netscape Conference Address Tamriel Additional Information: Last Name Culpa First Name Mea Version 2.1