Date: Sat, 9 Mar 1996 14:03:35 +0000 (GMT)
From: Patters 
To: "bloody strange people -- a.h.de-goeij", a.h.de-goeij@herts.ac.uk, 
    "c.ockenden", c.ockenden@herts.ac.uk, 
    Sutcliffe, J.P.Filkins@herts.ac.uk, 
    anthony hayle, a.hayle@herts.ac.uk
Subject: funny axe post
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Date: 4 MAR 1996 11:30:30 GMT=20
From: Pinchas Prodaneshtsky 
Newgroups: alt.tasteless, alt.gothic
Subject: Re: Repost: "Oh my god! I've got an axe in my head!"

BCrow (BCrow@worldbank.org) wrote:
: In article <4h24pq$389@newsman.murdoch.edu.au>, ptcaffin@cleo.murdoch.edu=
.au (-Synic-) says:
: >
: >English:               Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.
: >Bosnian:               boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.
: >French:                Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.
: >Visigothic:            Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida
: >Swedish:               Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!
: >Dutch:                 O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.
: >Latin:                 Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.
: >German:                Oh mein Gott, es gibt eine axt in meinem Kopf!
: >Japanese:              ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu.
: >Norwegian:             Herre Gud! Jeg har en =F8ks i hodet!
: >Spanish:               !Dios mio!  !Hay una hacha en mi cabeza!
: >Hungarian:             Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!!
: >Russian:               Bozhe Moi! U menia v golove topor!!!
: >Middle Egyptian:       in Amun! iw minb m tp-i! 
: >Greek:                 hristo mou!  eho ena maheri sto kefali mou!
: >Tagalog:               Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!
: >Danish:                Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved.
: >Afrikaans:             O God!  Daar's 'n byl in my kop!
: >Polish:                O Moi Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!
: >Maori:                 Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!
: >Italian:               Dio mio!  C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!
: >Portuguese:            Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!
: >Klingon:               ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'!
: >Bengali:               Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.
: >Finnish:               Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!
: >Icelandic:             Gud minn godur!  Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.
: >Ancient Greek:         O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!
: >Babylonian:            iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu
: >Assyrian:              iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu
: >Welsh:                 A nuw!  Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!
: >
: >Regards,
: >Yohaun.