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From: Bad Karma, P.Joyce@helios.herts.ac.uk
To: "bloody strange people -- a.h.de-goeij", a.h.de-goeij@herts.ac.uk, 


> In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
> from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well
> taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING 
> (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than 
> anyone else.
> 
> If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the
> course, please see your lecturer.  You will be immediately placed at 
> the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled 
> at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
> 
> Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
> EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).  Those who fail 
> to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to
> EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).  Since our lecturers
> took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do
> S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
> 
> If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job
> teaching others.  We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
> LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
> 
> For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and 
> consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL 
> OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course 
> emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
> 
> If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF 
> TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
> 
> 
> Thank you,
> 
> BOSS IN GENERAL
> SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
> (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
>

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