From P.Joyce@helios.herts.ac.uk Tue Feb 6 15:06:30 1996 Received: from herts.ac.uk by helios.herts.ac.uk with SMTP (PP) id <09846-0@helios.herts.ac.uk>; Tue, 6 Feb 1996 15:06:02 +0000 Received: by sirius (SMI-8.6//ident-1.0) id PAA01861; Tue, 6 Feb 1996 15:06:24 GMT Date: Tue, 6 Feb 1996 15:06:19 +0000 (GMT) From: Bad Karma, P.Joyce@helios.herts.ac.uk To: "bloody strange people -- a.h.de-goeij", a.h.de-goeij@herts.ac.uk, > In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity > from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well > taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING > (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than > anyone else. > > If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the > course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at > the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled > at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. > > Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL > EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail > to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to > EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers > took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do > S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already. > > If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job > teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING > LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). > > For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and > consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL > OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course > emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. > > If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF > TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.). > > > Thank you, > > BOSS IN GENERAL > SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING > (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.) > ---------------------------------------------------------------