BUGS

This is my Bugs webpage. If you know me, you've almost certainly heard about Bugs, but in case you haven't it's a television programme aired on BBC1 and UK Gold. There are many Bugs sites all over the Web and I wanted to make mine different. So, here is a collection of things you probably won't see anywhere else. A very alternative Bugs site. Please remember that these are my (demented) ideas and do not have any reflection on real life, so please keep your abuse to yourself on this one.

Characters

Have you ever wondered what the characters would be if they were animals? Or if they weren't in this job, what would they do? Probably not, seeing as you're sane, but I have.

Alex

Alternative job: Page 3 girl/Air hostess.

Animal: Rabbit.

Beckett

Alternative job: Builder/Workman.

Animal: Wolf or Ferret.

Ed

Alternative job: Annoying DJ on local radio/Pilot.

Animal: Kangaroo or Flatworm.

Jan

Alternative job: "M"/Witch.

Animal: Red Squirrel

Ros

Alternative job: Crash dummy/Whatever she feels like.

Animal: Panther.

Animation

Due to the fact that I have nothing else to do, I have made an animation. If you want to see if please click on the link below

WARNING: This will run very slowly and disjointedly the first time, but on the second run it will be at normal speed. Sorry about his, but I can't help it. If you're still interested, go to:

BUGS: The Alternate Reality

Plot

This is the bit everyone hates, when I take the plot to pieces and find all the wrong bits.

1. That helicopter. Is there a special factory somewhere that manufactures helicopters especially for villains? I could have sworn I'd seen that chopper crash earlier...
2. Jan forced the trio to come work for her in the first place or she'd have them all imprisoned. But when Beckett quit she didn't seem too bothered about her original threat. Why don't they all just pretend to be dead (some already are) and start afresh somewhere else?
3. The sheep computer. After an argument as to whom it belonged to, I still can't remember, but if people like that work to protect our country from baddies with guns we're all in serious trouble.
4. How come it's always Beckett that gets captured? Ed's gone about twice (don't email to correct me) and Ros and Alex about thrice, and Jan once. But who's the one who always gets captured? My theory being: Beckett gets hit over the head and caught. This destroys brain cells making it even easier to get him the next time. Also, due to the large amount of anesthetics in his blood stream none of them have had chance to wear off.
5. How completely dumb are they? If one of them sees a man/woman/both that they fancy, for crying out loud avoid them! When has someone's relationship worked out alright so far?

I'm sure I'll think of others soon, so watch out!

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