Gangstas' Paradise!

There are many homeys in GTA but only four of Gangsta status. Who is the best? Ya gotta decide punk! Ma respect ta BMG for the mug shots!

Brother Marcus

What a psycho! And what a C.V. to match! A 31 year old transvestite who has been commited of numerous crimes including bombings, executions, woundings, fraud, pilfering, ganja propoganda and various ninja high jinks, what a man! Leader of The Brotherhood of Jah Army of Love, who has been waging a campaign of terror for over 7 years against the authorities. Controls almost all the drug trade in Vice City.

Uncle Fu

130 year old crime barron who's been responsible for many tasteless crimes. Guilty of piracy, drug dealing, witchcraft, torture, looting and extortion. Also rumoured to have been responsible for the fall of the Tang dynasty, what a guy! Currently under investigation for extortion, robbery, beatings, whippings and murders.

Samuel Deever

True nutcase with pierced nipples. Has a record as long as his murder victims! Convicted for Cannibalism, sexual harrasment, kidnapping and GBH. Currently under investigation for drug trafficking and indecent exposure.

Bubby

 

27 year old near the top of his profession. Being investigated for armed robbery, murder, manslaughter, pimping, extortion, bribery, possession of drugs, treason and adultery. Hasn't been to jail- yet!

 

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