The Bruvvahood guide ta bein' ma homeboy!
Yo bruvva, d'ya get rif-rif of ya homes, or da they laugh at ya and dis ya sayin ya not rude? A bet they do punk! Here's ya guide ta bein rude, if ya want ta know more go to tha Mr. T link on Other Hoods on worship ma idol- or a hurt ya!
What ya need!
If ya ain't got it punk- ya not rude!
Ya Wheels
Ya can't get away from tha cops if ya don't rob ya self a hot set of wheels.
Ya homeboys!
This bruvva will only be ya home if ya as rude as ma!
Ya footwear
If ya ain't got rude trainers- I'll shoot ya!
Ya Jacket
Make sure it's big an rude punk cause ya need ta hide ya drugs in ya big, rude pockets!
Ya Mobile
Ya need it ta know which cop ya gotta shoot next!
Ya Rude Pants
Gettum in black cause then ya wont get caught on cameras when ya rob banks!
Ya Pager
It'll tell ya when the next shipments comin in!
Ya Backup
Gotta have it punk so ya homes can help ya out- if ya rude enough ta have any!
Ya Medallion
Ya can loot some a these from tha next shipment!
Ya Handcuffs
Mark Morrison has um- so you gotta! Multipurpose as well punk!
Ya Idol
Ya gotta have a bruvva you wanna be like- apart from me!
Ya Weapon
Get one a these punk. They never found the punk who shot Kennedy did they?
If ya got any rude ideas send them to me-now!