The Bruvvahood guide ta bein' ma homeboy!

Yo bruvva, d'ya get rif-rif of ya homes, or da they laugh at ya and dis ya sayin ya not rude? A bet they do punk! Here's ya guide ta bein rude, if ya want ta know more go to tha Mr. T link on Other Hoods on worship ma idol- or a hurt ya!

What ya need!

If ya ain't got it punk- ya not rude!

Ya Wheels

Ya can't get away from tha cops if ya don't rob ya self a hot set of wheels.

Ya homeboys!

This bruvva will only be ya home if ya as rude as ma!

Ya footwear

If ya ain't got rude trainers- I'll shoot ya!

 

Ya Jacket

Make sure it's big an rude punk cause ya need ta hide ya drugs in ya big, rude pockets!

 

Ya Mobile

Ya need it ta know which cop ya gotta shoot next!

 

Ya Rude Pants

Gettum in black cause then ya wont get caught on cameras when ya rob banks!

Ya Pager

It'll tell ya when the next shipments comin in!

Ya Backup

Gotta have it punk so ya homes can help ya out- if ya rude enough ta have any!

 

Ya Medallion

Ya can loot some a these from tha next shipment!

 

Ya Handcuffs

Mark Morrison has um- so you gotta! Multipurpose as well punk!

 

Ya Idol

Ya gotta have a bruvva you wanna be like- apart from me!

 

Ya Weapon

Get one a these punk. They never found the punk who shot Kennedy did they?

If ya got any rude ideas send them to me-now!

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