St. Patrick's Day Issue
The editor has to go to the mainland 13th - 17th March, so this issue has been posted early. Issue # 50 is still available, please use the Archive facility above.
HOT NEWS
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SAN-FERRY-VAN; or perhaps SEAN VAN BHOCHT?
As freight worries in Colonsay eased last week, islanders were able to note developments with some insouciance.
First of all there came an assurance from CalMac that the loose-freight service would be maintained, and that talks were to take place with the existing carrier. Meantime, discussions with the Scottish Executive would attempt to define the nature of the problem and to seek a formal solution.
Later, copies were received of official representations. The Chairman of the Transport Users Group had written to CalMac in vigorous terms, protesting about the lack of consultation; and an MSP wrote to Wendy Alexander of the Scottish Executive, seeking formal assurances that the life-line service would be preserved.
So far, so good - it seemed that until the situation clarified there was little for Colonsay residents to do. Things had gone a bit quiet when, on Monday, a second van suddenly appeared in Colonsay… what excitement! Was this to be the beginning of Van Wars? It is too soon to know if this is to be a regular competitor or merely a van-de-siecle, but either way it gives great grounds for speculation. When stuff does not appear, which carrier will we blame? When a bottle gets broken, will it have been part of the order for the Hotel, the Pantry or the Shop? One way and another, there should be plenty of sport before long:
"OH! the French are on the say,
Says the Shan Van Vocht;
The French are on the say,
Says the Shan Van Vocht;
Oh! the French are in the Bay,
They'll be here without delay… "
Hot news: rumours suggest that the meeting between CalMac and MacLennans did not lead to any progress. MacLennans have given an assurance that they will continue to provide the service, but that charges must rise. A figure of £42 now was mentioned in the context of £63.63 as an alternative, which represents an increase of over 50% Just possibly, this may not be half as comical a situation as it sounds.
SCALASAIG SHOP
It is understood that big changes are under way. Keith Rutherford, long-term and much-appreciated proprietor of the General Stores, is intending to relinquish the shop and to concentrate on his sub-Post Office; he will continue with postal deliveries and the PostBus service for Consignia.
Colonsay Community Development Company are to take on the infrastructure and financing of the petrol and diesel facility, and new equipment is to be installed shortly to meet modern regulations. The day-to-day operation of the filling station will continue to be conducted through the existing shop, acting as agent for the Development Company. CCDCo already imports and distributes coal for the island; and as soon as they get the Calor Gas they will have a set - perhaps they will build an Hotel.
The shop itself is to be adopted by Pede MacNeill, working in partnership with Colonsay Estate. Various structural changes will be completed shortly and no doubt further enhancements will follow in the autumn, in response to demand. On 5th March, an application for an Off-Sales licence was successful, bringing to six the number of legal outlets for alcohol within 500 yards of the War Memorial. Pity the poor folk on Oransay, without even one!
RHODODENDRON CLEARANCE
Interviews were held last week for the position of Ganger and two assistants who will shortly commence the Rhododendron eradication scheme. As is well known, ponticum is an alien plant with unpleasant properties - it impoverishes soil, is poisonous to honey-bees and other insects, barely supports bird or mammalian life. Worst of all, it totally blankets and eradicates all competing vegetation - if ignored, it would do to Colonsay what it has already done to vast tracts of land elsewhere.
Working with NADAIR, CCDCo have embarked upon a twenty-year programme to eradicate this pest. In the early years, the policy will be to cut it back and then to attack the regrowth with herbicides; hopefully full details of the proposed herbicide will be made available as a matter of course.
A lot of interest was exhibited in these posts and the final selection was made from a panel of strong candidates. The successful applicants will arrive in Colonsay shortly and will be very welcome in strengthening the community. All workers will be properly trained and certificated in the use of chainsaws, herbicides and as First Aiders; where such certification is through on-island instruction, the opportunity may exist for others to participate in the courses.
That very successful muirburn at Machrins ...
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TELEPHONE TRIALS
In light of an article by Di Alexander (see Magazine section), it is disappointing to have to report the present state of our telecommunications. On the brink of a possible PC revolution in Colonsay, the island has taken a giant step backwards. It is now easier to communicate with an Afghani terrorist in an underground cave than it is to reach someone out here. [Memo to Mr. B.L. - am still waiting for that scoop - Editor]
The problems began when Duncan MacDougall, who had been our linesman, moved to Oransay. BT arranged to employ Pede MacNeill in his place, but then failed to go ahead, leaving the island without any cover at all. For the last few years even the simplest of faults has left people without communications until a man (and a lorry) could be sent from the mainland, at enormous expence.
This is quite simply unacceptable. At least five vulnerable individuals rely upon a Panic Alarm if they are to have the opportunity to live securely in their own homes, and this number will obviously increase. All of us are dependent upon telecommunications for our businesses, and for emergency services. On 11th March, neither of the Doctor's two phones is working, meaning that he cannot be contacted in an emergency and that he does not have access to the vital A&E 24hour cover which could be required. The Panic Alarm system is out of action. The publishing company, House of Lochar, has no ISDN service, yet relies utterly upon the orders which are received electronically from all around the world. At least four telephones used in connection with Colonsay Estate Holiday Cottages are out of action, as is their Email. The Post Office is cut off, yet relies upon a computerised system linked to a mainland server. Caledonian MacBrayne's ISDN line is out, so their computer terminals cannot download any information at all, and would be unable to transmit the vital Passenger Registration data in connection with sailings.
The actions of BT in this regard have been shortsighted and mischievous. They are paid to provide a proper service, and they have inherited an obligation to fulfill their remit. They are at least a dozen individuals in Colonsay who would be happy to provide emergency cover in return for a basic retainer, there is therefore no problem with housing or any thing else. IaaO should take immediate steps to have this situation corrected, as a matter of urgency and without waiting for a death or other tragedy.
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Picture of last Wednesday's storm - John Bridges wondered what it was like
MSPs' SPREES FREEZE EASED
A plan for the Rural Development Committee of the Scottish Parliament to visit Colonsay ran into trouble when it was discovered that there are only three ferries per week. Their civil servants advised them that it could not be done, and reminded them about all the fuss and bother when it was last attempted (Haco, 1263, Battle of Largs etc.) As one top mandarin sagely remarked, "If I were going to Colonsay, I wouldn't being starting from Edinburgh."
Fortunately, all is well. It is believed that arrangements will now be made for the party to arrive by chartered boats. In all honesty, the committee had particularly wanted to use the normal ferry service so as to sample the authentic experience, but there were genuine and over-riding difficulties. On the bright side, they are now aware that it is normally a three-day extravaganza to get on or off the island for even the briefest of business purposes; and even brighter, local boats may enjoy a useful boost.
POETIC LICENCE
Iain Anderson held a "Romantic Scotland Competition" and the runner-up in the quest for the most romantic place in Scotland was George Brolly, who won a bottle of Champagne to be shared with the lady of his choice:
"LEAVING COLONSAY"
My first journey to Colonsay was twenty years ago now, and at the time I was neither looking for or expecting romance.
I Guess it only hit me on the ferry home when the words of wisdom expressed to me by my Aunt touched my heart. She said " You will only ever understand the Island and the people who live here if, like them, when you leave, part of you stays behind. If that happens, you will always return"
There are many beautiful places on Colonsay, each with their own romantic characteristics:
· The gardens of Colonsay house has many paths surrounded by tropical plants and a world famous rhododendron woodland. Made for romantic strolling
· Some of the most stunning beaches anywhere which on their day are crammed full of the ingredients necessary to make a romantic setting stunning enough to make you shiver
But when all is said and done, its the complete package that makes romance real and I see that in full as ferry leaves the Isle of Colonsay. Then just at that moment a part of me grabs the end the pier and doesn't let go.
I proposed to my wife Carol when Leaving Colonsay, perhaps on that day single days grabbed hold.
George Brolly.
POSITIONS VACANT
FULL TIME PERMANENT STAFF REQUIRED
HOUSEKEEPER and GARDENER / HANDYMAN
The Isle of Colonsay Hotel, one of Britain’s most remote hotels is offering a unique opportunity to a couple wishing to live and work on this beautiful island. The successful applicants should be experienced, self-motivated and hard working with a good sense of humour and outgoing personality. Please contact Christine Bailey on 01951 200 316 or e mail: colonsay.hotel@pipemedia.co.uk for more information.
SEASONAL STAFF (MARCH – SEPTEMBER)
BAR / WAITING STAFF
ASSISTANT CHEF
GENERAL ASSISTANT
The Isle of Colonsay Hotel, one of Britain’s most remote hotels is offering a unique opportunity to you! Good customer service skills, sense of humour and outgoing personality are required for all positions. Experience required but not essential as training will be provided. Couples / singles welcome. Please contact Christine Bailey on 01951 200 316 or email: colonsay.hotel@pipemedia.co.uk for more information.
NOOKS & CRANNIES: Mill Lade, Machrins
This may be a repeat, but perhaps it is of interest anyway. If you cross the road opposite the first tee of the Golf Course, you can follow Abhainn a' Mhuilinn ("the mill burn") as it flows down from Loch Raon a' Bhuilg. The narrow gully at the bottom, Bealach a' Mhuilinn ("mill gorge") is crossed by the old trackway leading past Leab' Fhalaich Mhic a' Phi ("McPhee's hidey-hole") on its way from Machrins to Port Mor. Where the line of the track crosses the burn, one can see the large chamber which once held the mechanism of a Muilean Dubh ("black mill"). This was a transverse type of mill, operated by a paddle that was lowered into the mill-stream and directly geared to a millstone above. The shaft led up through a hole in the middle of the nether stone and rotated the upper stone.
The curious feature of this site is note the mill itself, but the lade. As you follow the course of the burn, you find that it has been modified to create a series of wide zig-zags in its descent, and you can see where the original course was been blocked. Apparently this was to achieve a more powerful and better regulated flow of water and there are allegedly certain parallels in the regulators used for electricity. I seem to remember that the venturi tube in my motor-bike did something along the same lines.
Our picture shows one sweep of the zigzag, but the site bears proper inspection. It is easy enough to see at any time, but the lower reaches of the burn are shrouded in bracken from late June.

SNIPPETS:
Wendy's cat "Rastus" got stuck on top of a telephone pole and was rescued by Ross Moodie of the Fire Brigade (the pole was dangerous, the ladder was too short, Rastus was a reluctant rescuee and the whole thing was very exciting - Ross deserves a medal); there are rumours that Angus MacPhee is considering an off-Colonsay post, supposedly as coach to the Tobermory Darts Team; Frank is back from his outing in Gay Paree; the bid to secure a PC for every household in Colonsay is still on track; Donald MacAllister still not home yet - messages sent here will be printed off and posted to him; John Robert's and his Listening Dog are to appear on the next edition of TV's "Scotland's Top Dogs"; "Hebridean Princess" made her first call this year on 12 March; "Lady Jayne" has completed her MCA certification and should be in Colonsay shortly; Georgina's new hydropathic spa is coming on apace:
GAELIC WORKSHOP
The Workshop (for those capable of conducting a simple conversation in Gaelic) will be held from 1-5 April, and a "not quite beginners" course the following week, 8-12 April.
Places are still available. For further details please contact Alastair on scouller@colonsay.org.uk.
1901 CENSUS
The 1901 Colonsay Cenus is now being transcribed - possibly it will appear here in sections, but the entire document will be made available on a floppy disk when completed. Details will appear here.
WHAT'S ON IN COLONSAY
Due to refurbishment, The Hotel is still closed for meals and accommodation, but will re-open on March 23rd. Meantime, the Bar remains open as follows:
Monday - Saturday 12.00 - 14.30 and 19.00 - Late
Sunday 12.00 - 14.30 (closed at night).
Please note: During renovations and improvements, the Bar has been relocated to the Coffee Shop but it is open and operating normally
The Pantry is open for meals etc. and will revert to summer hours on March 30th. Meantime, the winter opening hours are as follows:
Monday, Wednesday & Friday 10.00 - 14.00 hrs.
Saturdays 10.00 - 15.00 hrs.
Evening meals and take-away meals can be catered for by arrangement. To make such arrangements, telephone the Pantry on 01951 200325 or call May MacKinnon at home 0n 01951 200341
Quiz in the Hotel every Wednesday at 9.30 pm.
Church Service
Please note that services in both the Baptist Church and the Church of Scotland are at the new time of 11.30hrs. Services are in held jointly - please see notices in the shop and hotel for details during the winter months. There will be a Service in the Baptist Church on Easter Day.
Thespian League
Play rehearsals every Thursday at 20.05 hrs.
Mr. Prior, the dentist, will announce new dates shortly, having been prevented from reaching Colonsay in the recent storms.
7 - 16th March, London Exhibition: "Images from an Island"
An exhibition of sculpture, painting, photography and poetry by six artists inspired by the Isle of Colonsay
Venue: Denmark House, 9 - 13 Cowcross Street, Clerkenwell, London EC1 HL
For information telephone 07973 543387 or 07966 549946
Work by Harry Eyres, Paco Garcia Fernandez, Janey Hagger, Auriol Innes, Lesley-May Miller and Lynda Sale.
17th March: Brown Trout fly-fishing season commences.
Wednesday 20th March, 9pm in the Hall, Annual General Meeting of Colonsay Adult Education Group
Saturday 30th March: Inaugural trip by "Lady Jayne of Colonsay", ex Scalasaig 09.30hrs. Weather permitting, there will be a trip to Loch Tarbert and a chance to climb the highest of the Paps. Less energetic folk can explore or simply laze on board the boat. If the Paps are under snow, an alternative will be on offer (e.g. visit to the Garvellochs or Glen Garrisdale etc.) See webpage for details.
Saturday 30th March: The Gun Club Shooting Match will be held at the Golf course at 13.30hrs. Everyone is very welcome to come along, donations of prizes gratefully received!
1 - 5 April: Workshop in simple conversational Gaelic - details from scouller@colonsay.org.uk
8 - 12 April: "Not quite beginners" course in Gaelic - details from scouller@colonsay.org.uk
Other meetings to be advertised in shop etc. Keep looking out for notice of a meeting about the ferry tender specification, which may have to be held at short notice.
TOPICAL LETTERS
For convenience of readers, letters now appear in two sections. Anything to do with current events appears here, and letters to do with the Magazine section or historical research etc. will appear at the end of the Magazine section.
Dear Kevin,
Many thanks for publishing my letter concerning family Currie in the 50th edition of the Corncrake.
Having had some success in tracing my Polish roots, hopefully this will be the first step in tracing my Scottish ones.
I must say I am enormously impressed with the Corncrake, which I find to be both informative and entertaining. I will be an avid reader from now on.
Kind Regards.
Jon Jaros, Romney Marsh, Kent.
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