

THE DOGS BARK, THE CARAVAN MOVES ON
"In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea ..."
Excitement was running high in Colonsay when it was heard that the ferry had been delayed during the loading of an exotic, magnificently appointed caravan. Rumours circulated about a mysterious eastern potentate, casks of richly-perfumed spices, troupes of wild, unbiddable racing camels, a gaggle of giggling dancing-girls ….
When the ship arrived, islanders were amazed to find that the reality was even more magnificent in its opulence. Admittedly there was in fact only one caravan, and that of the wheeled variety, but its proud owner quickly formed it into a circle so as to display its magnificent brightwork exterior. Inside, through chinks in the rich tapestry hangings, one could glimpse the tooled leather upholstery and imagine the rich variety of fairings and horse-brasses with which it is surely endowed.
"There you are!" cried Gypsy John, straddling and expanding himself. "There's real life for you, embodied in that little van. The open road, the dusty highways, the heath, the common, the hedgerows, the rolling downs! Camps, villages, towns, cities! Here today, up and off to somewhere else tomorrow! Travel, change, interest, excitement! The whole world before you, and a horizon that's always changing. And mind, this is the finest van of its sort that was ever built, without any exception. Come inside and look at the arrangements. Planned 'em all myself, I did."
Although it is understood that Gypsy John has had to abandon Palm Readings, due to unforeseen circumstances, knife-sharpening and organ-grinding are already on offer. Anyone with knives or organs should get in touch right away.
All jokes aside, congratulations to John Olivant on a splendid solution to a tricky problem. He needed temporary accommodation whilst his house is being built and obtained it by buying a genuine Showman's touring caravan … it was able to travel without extra charge on the ferry, fully complies with planning restrictions and should achieve a high re-sale value when no longer required. Kate and Sid, eat your hearts out….
TV STATION REMOVED
A work-party visited Jura this week to dismantle and remove traces of our redundant TV repeater station, no longer required now that satellite reception is available. When the old 405 line system finished, Colonsay was left without any signal and John Bridges began to install 625 coverage for the community. Although he had some assistance in the early days, John devoted phenomenal time and energy in his own right and was indefatiguable in laying cables, erected masts on suitable hills, building wind-generators, calculating booster levels and everything else. A major problem affected the project when it became apparent that no worthwhile Scottish signal was available; fortunately Mr & Mrs Fletcher of Ardlussa Estate proved very sympathetic to our plight and permitted us to build a repeater station about 800 ft. above Corpach Bay. More than that - they assisted John with hospitality and support during gruelling overland expeditions by argo-cat, whilst he transported cement, batteries, scaffolding and the hut itself to this very remote location.
Assistance was also received from the Royal Navy, who used a SeaKing helicopter training session to our advantage; and this week the Army came to the rescue with their own helicopters, in carrying materials back down to sea-level. The whole community is much indebted to the generosity of Mr & Mrs Fletcher in their kindness over the years, and no words can express the debt that we owe to John and Pat Bridges for the many, many hours of selfless effort that they have contributed.
Cowslips seen this week, in the Burren; and a rather fine sign.
ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUES UPDATE
In our last issue, readers of "The Corncrake" were kindly requested to identify the three or four locations which they think could most benefit from some sort of intervention, so that the Community Council can draw up a wish-list for attention. The response has been very encouraging - one or two eyesores seem to attract particular attention and one or two modest sites have already been have been smartened up.
The appeal continues, since changes in the season may alter our perceptions and priorities. Please identify those sites which are particularly untidy or unappealing, either through neglect or any other cause, also sites which are unexceptional but which would benefit from some attention.
This exercise is open to visitors and islanders alike - if there is anything that you regard as an environmental blot, this is your chance to help. Just send your contributions to The Editor and they will be noted. Individual responses will not be published or circulated, but will be used to develop a table of priorities. Once we have identified areas of particular concern or opportunity the Community Council will find ways to address them, hopefully during the coming winter.
COMING SOON - DANNSA
Dannsa is coming to Colonsay in June and will be performing in the Colonsay Village Hall on Monday 7th June, having had a workshop with the schoolchildren earlier in the day.
The enthusiastic, heartfelt response from previous years of performing in many small, vibrant Highland communities has inspired Dannsa to embark on their third tour. This will take in mainly the islands on the West coast.
Dannsa are the Highland based group of talented step-dancers Mats Melin, Frank McConnell, Caroline Reagh and Sandra Robertson. They will perform their own unique arrangements. Frank McConnell's brand new quadrilles add excitement to the programme which includes old Scotch reels, an original Waulking song piece, a Sword dance with an edge! and more. Dannsa are on tour with inspiring and passionate music played by Fin Moore on pipes, Gabe McVarish on fiddle and Liz Maclean, gaelic song. If your toes are tapping with this fantastic line-up there will be plenty opportunity for everyone to join in the dancing.
'The perfect blend of instrumental excellence, dance, song, and enthusiastic participation from stage to audience, gave this performance by Dannsa its matchless character.' (Fiona Ritchie, Birnam)
The tour has been funded by the Scottish Arts Council, Hi-Arts, Highlands and Islands Enterprise, Highland Council, Seirbheis nam Meadhanan Gaidhlig, Bord na Gaihlig and Dalwhinnie Distillery.
NOOKS & CRANNIES - Traigh nam Barc
Mr Donald "Gibbie" MacNeill has kindly drawn attention to these curious slabs, at the head of Traigh nam Barc. It is apparent that they are not lying naturally, being at right angles to the natural grain of the rock hereabouts. It reminds one of the story given by Murdoch McNeill, concerning an interment in the vicinity:
"A sword, rusty and almost mouldered away, was lying near the bones of the warrior who met his death at Traigh nam Barc, the local tradition in connection with it being, that a fight took place in the vicinity between natives and the Norsemen who landed from the galley at Port na Iubhraich. The leader of the latter was killed, amid his body encased in the stone coffin, which lay in the ground undistrubed for more than 600 years."
Little is known about that grave and it is perhaps possible that this is the site of it. Possibly some qualified individual will notice these lines and take a look at the spot when next in Colonsay.
COLONSAY DIARY
Lucy McNeill had a brilliant 40th Birthday Party in the Village Hall, with huge attendance from all over the mainland; the anonymous complainant has been identified to general satisfaction, but is to be left in shameful obscurity; the last two weeks have included calm but misty weather, which is unusual in May; David Johnston's kit has been erected at Glassard; Hydro are here in force, renewing the High Voltage distribution wires; filming for "Springtime in Colonsay" is at an advanced stage and details of the screening will be announced later; the WEDNESDAY ferry goes onto Summer mode after 19th May… check the timings; the old generator-station at Scalasaig has been sold and will be restored as house; and visitors are becoming more careful not to use the passing-places for parking:

LAST CHANCE REMINDER:
Alan Davis has completed the text of his book, which gives an account of everyone listed on the Colonsay War Memorials and also all those whose remains are known to have come ashore here. The work, complete with many photographs, will be published in small numbers and in two editions - a high quality "subscribers edition" and a more modest edition for the general public. All royalties will be gifted by Alan to the Poppy Appeal. Publication is planned for 20th July, to mark the 80th anniversary of the dedication of the War Memorial.
The "subscribers edition" will cost £15 and any remaining orders should be placed without delay so that all subscribers can be acknowledged within the book. Subscribers should send full details of their name and details as they will appear e.g. "Kevin and Christa Byrne, Homefield, Colonsay". This important project would have been impossible without such support - please send a post-dated cheque to House of Lochar or send details of your credit card - no charge will be raised until publication. Contact House of Lochar, Colonsay, Argyll PA61 7YR orders@houseoflochar.com
or email the Editor
WHAT'S ON IN COLONSAY
Please note that there is also a Notice Board on the Homepage; anybody wishing to publicise any event or attraction is invited to send details to the Editor.
Harbour Development Proposals - public meeting 9.15am Tuesday 18th May at the Pier
Monday 7 June - Dannsa will perform in the Village Hall
June 10th - European election, voting at the Hall
June 12th - "Follow that Camel!", dancing to brilliant live music
July 5th - Community Council meeting at Village Hall
July 6th - Pedie and Jen MacNeill in concert
July 10th - Ceilidh in aid of Poppy Appeal
July 13th - Pedie and Jen MacNeill in concert
July 17th - Hall Committee's Ceilidh
July 20th - Pedie and Jen in concert
July 27th - Pedie and Jen in concert
July 31st - Hall Committee's Ceilidh
August 2nd - Community Council meeting at Village Hall
August 3rd - Pedie and Jen in concert
August 7th - The Visitors' Ceilidh, in aid of Hall funds
August 10th - Pedie and Jen in concert
August 12th - Development ompany's Ceilidh
August 17th - Pedie and Jen in concert
August 21st - Golf Club Ceilidh
August 24th - Pedie and Jen in concert
August 31st - Pedie and Jen in concert
Badminton on every Tuesday and Thursday
Football on Wednesdays
Dental Visit: 6 - 8 July Call 01688 302105 to book appointment
Colonsay House & Gardens, open each Wednesday 12 - 5pm. Light lunches and Afternoon Teas. Also Fridays, 3 - 5pm Afternoon Teas
Lobster and Crab: Freshly caught, telephone Bill Lawson 01951 200315
Village Hall for rent: Ceilidhean, dances etc. £50; private parties £75; weddings £100
The Pantry Restaurant:
Sunday 2.30 - 8pm
Monday - Friday 9am - 8pm
Saturday 9am - 6pm
The Village Stores
Monday - Friday 9am - 1pm; 2pm - 5.30pm
Saturday 9am - 1pm
CHURCH SERVICES: Weekly Services are held each Sunday at 11.30 a.m. The Church of Scotland and the Baptist Church work closely together and frequently hold joint services - please see notice at Shop for details of venue. All are welcome and our visitors are cordially invited to join the island congregation. Immediate schedule is:
16th May Freda Marshall, at Church of Scotland
23rd May John McAlpine, at Baptist Church
30th May John McAlpine, at Church of Scotland
6th June Ray Chiholm and Joan McDowell, at Baptist Church
13th June Mike Rattenbury, at Church of Scotland
BOAT TRIPS: Daily boat trips operate throughout the season; details are elsewhere on this site, also comprehensive brochures are available at Hotel, Shop, Pantry, Bookshop etc.
Note: On most Saturdays, an all-day guided trip to the top of the Paps of Jura (2,570ft)
June 23rd ... special evening trip (weather permitting) to see dawn of Midsummer from the summit
IONA ... All day trip to Iona, July 10, July 24, August 7, August 21
Colonsay Boat Hire
STOKES MEMORIALS will be in Colonsay in May or June to work at the graveyard. Telephone 01369 702162 for further details.
Clan Macfie will be holding its 15th International Gathering and 9th Clan Parliament in Inverness from 6th to 11th September 2005. This will be followed immediately by a Clan visit to the historic homeland the Islands of Colonsay and Oronsay.
Dates for the Colonsay visit are (subject to CalMac timetables in 2005) arrive on Sunday 11th September, depart on Wednesday 14th September or later should members so wish.
All Clan members have been notified that they are individually responsible for arranging their own accommodation reservations and payments.
Further details from: Clan Macfie Secretariat Email: macfie@austarnet.com.au
Clan Macfie Home Page address: http://www.orishanet.com/clanmacfie/
TOPICAL LETTERS
For convenience of readers, letters now appear in two sections. Anything to do with current events appears here, and letters to do with the Magazine section or historical research etc. will appear at the end of the Magazine section.
Dear Editor,
As regular visitors to the island it goes without saying that we love it and care for the image it projects to the casual visitor. Our list of tidy up projects would be as follows:-
[Four suggested locations were given, not published here so as to avoid undue influence on other correspondents - Editor]
I hope that this is of some use.
By the way it would be great to read a little more about the arrangements for the golf open in August as I and a friend are coming to play.
All the best,
Andrew&Janie Sim
[Can anybody suppply the Golf details for publication? - Editor]
Dear Kevin,
Was interested to see the material on Sir John
Carstairs McNeill in the latest Corncrake. Regarding Lord
Strathcona, the book "Colonsay and Oronsay in the Isles of
Argyll" by John de Vere Loder gives the following
information:
"When the opportunity came (for John Carstairs
McNeill) to purchase Colonsay, part of the money was lent
him by Lord Strathcona, whom he had probably met in
Canada.........The price (80,072 pounds in 1877) Sir John
McNeill had paid for Colonsay embarrassed him for the rest
of his life. At his death, the sale of the estate became
necessary in order to meet his liabilities.The island was
first offered to other members of the McNeill family, but
none were prepared to purchase. Lord Strathcona then agreed
to buy the island for such sum as would suffice to meet all
claims, besides his own, against Sir John's estate, at the
same time receiving certain other assets in American Railway
Bonds. Colonsay thus passed into Lord Strathcona's hands for
44,000 pounds."
I do not know when probate of Sir John's
will was granted. In the late 1860s he acquired land in the
Otago/Southland area jointly with his brother Alexander, who
had settled there.
The reference to Sir Malcolm McNeill's death
while leading the attack on Prome appears in Burke's Landed
Gentry, and in other material given to me by NZ descendants
of the Old Laird's eldest son Alexander.I have no
information as to where Sir Malcolm was buried,or as to the
parents of his daughter-in-law Annabella Campbell.
Kalroa, referred to in the Dictionary of National
Biography entry for Sir John Carstairs McNeill, is almost
certainly KOHEROA, about halfway between Auckland and
Hamilton, and about 20 miles south of where I live in
Papakura. A skirmish with the Maoris took place there in
July 1863, and the Battle of Rangiriri, 10 miles further
south, took place in November 1863. The Gate Pah is near
Tauranga in the Bay of Plenty, and the Katikara River in
Taranaki in the west of the North Island.
I once came across a story that Sir John
Carstairs McNeill, while an equerry to Queen Victoria,
expressed concern to her about her relationship with her
servant John Brown, to which Her Majesty, obviously not
amused,replied by asking him where he would like his next
overseas posting to be. His reply was not recorded.
The
reference to Professor O'Hart in the Corncrake reminded me
of his claim that the McNeills were descended from Noah, via
the Middle East,Spain, and Ireland.
I have requested that the items on Lord Colonsay
on the Times webpage be forwarded to you by email - could
you please advise me whether or not they have arrived?
Yours
sincerely,
Roderick Drummond
[Sadly, the Times extracts never did reach me. Oddly enough, the McNeills are said to have claimed descent not from Noah himself but specifically from a son (presumably Japheth, Genesis 10:5); the reason being that, at the time of the flood, they had their own boat! - Editor]
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