In the depths of winter, the forest was cold and silent, hushed under a fine
layer of crisp white snow. The trees had long ago lost their leaves and
their branches stood stark and dark against a grey sky. On foot, two figures
crept stealthily through the forest. The dark haired man leading the way
wore dark cream breeches, black boots and a heavy black jacket over a shirt
and leather waistcoat, he was carrying a Brown Bess musket with the air of a
man who knew how to use the weapon. He was followed by a dishevelled youth
clad in brown breeches and a dark blue coat buttoned up to the throat with a
tricorn jammed down tight over a froth of blond curls.
"Dick, I'm freezing," he complained quietly.
"Can’t we go back yet?"
"Mary wanted something for Christmas dinner, didn’t she?
You going to go back with a scrawny rabbit?"
Swiftnick chewed on his bottom lip, glancing dubiously
back the way they had to come to where they had left the horses and the one
rabbit he had caught. Their footprints were the only ones to be seen in the
snowy wastes of the forest. If there was any wildlife around it was keeping
well out of sight. "Couldn’t we buy something?" he suggested in a pleading
note.
"Buy something?" Dick echoed in a scandalised
tone. "We’re highwaymen, lad, we don't buy things!"
"We do," Swiftnick argued. "You brought oats for the
horses. And coffee. And tea. And bread and cheese and ham...."
"Yes, all right," Turpin grumbled. "That’s different."
"Why?" Swiftnick demanded petulantly.
"Because hunting wild cheeses is damn difficult..."
"That isn’t funny!"
Turpin shrugged. "I told Mary we’d catch something."
"I will. A cold! And my mother will blame you..."
"You are not going to get a cold. So it’s a bit
chilly...."
"It’s freezing. And my boot leaks," Swiftnick shot back.
"I've got snow in it. We’ve been on foot for miles."
Turpin stopped and turned to face him. Coming to halt,
Swiftnick hunched his shoulders and hugged his arms tight across his chest
to keep warm. "We have not been on foot for miles," Dick said firmly. "Don’t
exaggerate. And you were happy enough pelting me with snowballs earlier!"
"But I'm freezing now!"
"It isn't my fault you fell into a snow drift," Dick
pointed out dryly.
Swiftnick glared back at him.. "You said it’d only take
ten minutes," he retorted sullenly.
Turpin eyed him in exasperation. "I also said, stay with
the horses," he reminded him.
Swiftnick didn't have to feign the shiver that swept
through him and he untucked one hand long enough to inspect his gloved
fingers. "I thought it’d be warmer walking. But I think my fingers are going
to fall off...."
Dick sighed, his breath puffing in a miniature cloud of
warmth. "All right, all right, stop whining..."
"I wasn't whining!"
"We’ll circle back round to the horses. And you can tell
Mary why we didn't catch anything."
"I don’t think we could catch anything anyway. All
the wildlife’s hiding...."
Shaking his head, Dick set up, scrunching briskly though
the crusty top layer of snow. "Probably from you, the amount of noise you
make. I don’t know, for a country lad...."
Swiftnick glared at his mentor’s back as he picked his
way reluctantly through the snow after him. "I grew up in a pub!" he
protested. "I never did much hunting, apart from the odd rabbit...."
"And the occasional pheasant?" Dick teased, glancing back
at him.
"Poaching gets you in trouble," Swiftnick retorted
virtuously.
"Unlike being on the high toby?" Dick chuckled.
"I wasn't expecting to be wandering around in forests up
to my neck in snow when I started riding with you!"
"We’re back to you falling in the snow drift again," Dick
said in amusement. "What with you falling in bogs and snow drifts and
rivers...."
"I don’t...." Dick looked back over his shoulder at him
until Swiftnick ducked his head in chagrin. "Well, not that often and
anyway I didn’t know it was a snow drift. I thought it was solid. And
you laughed...."
Turpin hastily faced front to hide a huge grin. "Aye, but
I did dig you out," he chuckled. "And the amount of yelling you did probably
frightened off any game for miles...."
"That’s what you say. I don’t think you’re any good at
hunting or tracking..."
Turpin glanced back and looked down his nose at him. "I
happen to be very good at both," he said loftily, giving the Brown Bess he
carried an affectionate pat. "Back in the army, I could load and fire three
shots a minute with one of these; five if I didn't bother aiming." He
chuckled ruefully at the memory. "Doing a bit of hunting was a way to
supplement the rations when we were out in the country....Mind, it didn't
tend to be this cold...."
"So you admit it’s cold then?"
"And your chattering teeth are frightening off the
game..."
"My teeth aren’t chattering," Swiftnick said indignantly,
then added reflectively. "Yet...."
Turpin chuckled again.
"And the wildlife’s probably all heard you were coming,"
Swiftnick shot back, adding with an innocent air, "And the amazing singing
badgers would’ve run for it...."
Dick shot him a glare at that; one silly comment when he
was very drunk and trust Swiftnick to remember it. "How would you like a
snowball down your breeches?" he demanded.
Swiftnick grinned at him wickedly. "You’d have to catch
me first!" he laughed as he broke into a run, racing ahead of him back
towards the clearing where they had left the horses. "Last one back tells my
mother!"
"Oi!" Dick yelled indignantly and tore after him, snow
flying from under his boots.
They pelted back through woods, dodging in and out of the
trees. When he got far enough ahead, Swiftnick would hastily skid to a halt,
scoop up a handful of snow and then pelt Turpin with a makeshift snowball
the moment he got in range.
He was lurking behind a tree, when a cold hand caught him
by the back of the neck and shoved a snow ball down his shirt. With a squeal
of shock at the touch of snow on bare skin, Swiftnick squirmed free of
Turpin’s grip, shoved him off balance and tore off with Dick right on his
heels.
Skidding into the clearing where they had left the horses
in the shelter of a thick canopy of snow laden branches, Swiftnick slithered
to a halt on an icy patch and gaped in astonishment.
The horses were huddled at the far end of their shelter,
staring at the large shaggy brown creature standing at the far end in the
snow. Huge antlers crowned its head as it turned its head to stare placidly
at Swiftnick.
A second later Dick bounded into the clearing, saw the
deer and snapped the Brown Bess to his shoulder.
"No!" Swiftnick leapt to his side and hastily pushed the
musket aside before grabbing at his arm.
"What the...?! Are you out of your mind? That’s our
Christmas dinner that is!" Dick attempted to shake him off but Swiftnick
clung to his arm like a burr.
"You can’t shoot it! I think it’s a reindeer!"
"Don't be ridiculous! It’s not raining. It’ll probably
snow but....argh! Get off!"
"No, no, no, not rain, reindeer!"
"It’s a bloody deer!"
"Reindeer!"
"Whatever. It’s venison. Will you let go!"
"I won’t let you shoot it!" As he was finally shaken from
his tenacious grip, Swiftnick scooted in front of the highwayman and spread
his arms wide.
"Why not?!" Dick growled in frustration. "Don’t you want
a nice roast venison dinner with all the trimmings?"
"I’d rather have goose," Swiftnick said honestly. "With
that crunchy chestnut stuffing and roast potatoes and carrots and peas and
pears in custard to follow...."
"And pickled onions. I’m partial to a pickled onion...."
Dick mused. He and Swiftnick stared at each other for a long moment, both
reflecting on this mental feast. Turpin was the first to stir. "Aye, well,
we haven’t got a goose. We have got venison....Now get out of the way before
it gets away...." Turpin growled and raised the musket again, glaring down
the barrel at the liquid brown eyes of the deer gazing solemnly back at him.
"Oh, but Dick, please don’t shoot it. You can’t!"
Swiftnick begged miserably. "It wouldn’t be right. And I won't be able to
eat it anyway."
"We kill it and take it back to Mary to dress and stuff
and cook...." Dick said flatly, wishing the blasted thing wouldn't stare at
him when he was aiming at it. Funny antlers it had....
Swiftnick let out a snort that sounded like a choked
laugh. Dick gave him a suspicious look.
"What?" he said warily.
"If you think she’s going to dress and stuff something
that size, you’re mad!" Swiftnick exclaimed, knowing better. "Besides...."
"Besides what?"
"It won't go on the spit."
Dick pursed his lips at that and reluctantly lowered the
musket. "I suppose that would be a bit of a waste," he admitted.
"And it obviously belongs to someone," Swiftnick added
eagerly, coaxing.
"What makes you think that?" Dick demanded.
"I think it’s wearing a harness...."
Turpin raised an eyebrow at that and took another look at
the creature. All right, maybe it was a reindeer. He remembered
seeing a picture of one in one of the books Swiftnick had been burrowing
through, which probably explained how his accomplice recognised it. And it
did look at if it was wearing some kind of a harness; it was difficult to
tell what with the hairy hide and all, but it seemed like it had some kind
of red and green harness....
The reindeer tossed its head, making a jingling noise as
it stamped its feet. Black Bess and Toby shrank further back and gave their
riders identical looks that clearly said ‘do something’.
"Maybe I can catch it...." Swiftnick murmured as he
started to half tiptoe, half slither across the snow towards the beast.
"It’ll probably bite or kick...." Dick said sourly.
Swiftnick ignored him, fishing a half frozen carrot from
his pocket to lure the reindeer towards him as he crept closer. The reindeer
huffed and scrunched forward, snaffling the vegetable out of his hand.. Toby
let out an indignant snort at seeing his titbit vanish and stamped his
hooves in outrage at this betrayal by his rider.
"I think he likes me!" Swiftnick crooned in delight as he
managed to slide one hand into the red and green braided leather strap
around the reindeer’s neck. Up close, he discovered that the reindeer was
wearing a bridle decorated with little gold bells. The broken ends of a set
of reins flopped around its hooves and he quickly scooped them up.
Dick had gone over to the horses, holstered the Brown
Bess and now stood watching his apprentice with folded arms. "Fine, you
caught him. Now what are you going to do with him? You certainly can’t keep
it as a pet..."
Enchanted by being so close to such a rare, magical
creature, Swiftnick looked up at him with shining eyes, oblivious to
Turpin’s cynicism. "I think I’ll call him Prancer...."

The reindeer was amazingly placid; unlike Toby who led
Swiftnick a merry dance when he attempted to mount up. Turpin eventually had
to corner the recalcitrant bay against a tree with Black Bess before his
apprentice could scramble aboard. Another five minutes were spent attempting
to grab the reindeer’s reins. Finally, Dick had to dismount, grab the reins,
hand them up to Swiftnick – narrowly avoiding getting bitten by both
reindeer and horse in the process – and return to Black Bess, who showed a
marked tendency to sidle away until he caught hold of her bridle and glared
at her.
At long last, they were able to head back to the cottage.
The reindeer allowing Swiftnick to lead it back to their hideout by the
broken reins, absently avoiding Toby’s efforts to kick it or sample its hide
with a quick bite. Installed in the stable at the opposite end to the
horses, it munched the hay spread out for its bedding and looked as if had
decided to settle in permanently.
Weighing the harness in one hand, Dick watched Swiftnick
hand-feeding the creature while Toby glared resentfully and sighed. He knew
he shouldn’t have agreed to let Swiftnick bring the animal back with him,
but how could he avoid the pleading look in those big blue eyes as Swiftnick
wheedled his agreement out of him? "This won't be for long," he warned
futilely now, glancing over at where Black Bess and Toby were glaring at the
reindeer with marked hostility. Both horses knew they had competition in
their midst and neither appreciated the way it was stuffing itself with
their fodder. "We can’t keep it, lad. We’re highwaymen. It’ll draw
attention."
"But it would have starved if we left it out there in the
woods. It’s obviously someone’s pet."
"Aye, I suppose," Dick sighed heavily. "This harness
means it’s probably been taught to pull something...."
"A sleigh!" Swiftnick exclaimed in delight. "I read that
they do that where they come from..."
"And only someone very rich and probably very stupid
would bother to bring one here," Dick snorted, flicking a finger against a
bell. It jingled prettily. "Gold bells...." he mused. "Now, who’d be daft
enough to put real gold bells on an overgrown deer...."

Several hours later, Dick let Black Bess pick her own way
over the snow thick ground then lengthen her stride back into a gentle trot
towards home. Leaving Swiftnick to take care of his new pet and soothe
Toby’s shattered nerves at having the thing take a snack out of his manger
right under his nose, Turpin had decided to take a ride over to the pub in
Hamdean for a quick pint and a bit of gossip. There hadn't been much gossip
around; no fruitful coaches were to be had with the snow as deep as it was
on the roads. Nor had anyone said anything about missing reindeer. Still,
Dick had enjoyed his ale and his dinner and was on his way back to Swiftnick
with a steak and ale pie for the lad’s supper. He was someone startled to
hear someone hailing him and reined in, dropping one hand casually to his
sword hilt as he peered cautiously around him.
"Oh, I say, sir! I say, could you stop, sir, please?"
The desperately importune note in the voice prevented Dick from riding on.
It didn't sound like someone who wanted to lead him into a trap. It sounded
more like someone who was busy freezing.
Black Bess shifted restlessly, her hooves were cold and
she was looking forward to getting back to her nice warm stable; even if she
did have to share it with some four footed, funny smelling freak with a bush
on its head.
"Easy, girl," Turpin soothed softly
"Oh, sir, over here, sir. Please! Could you help me?"
Finally Dick spotted a green arm waiving desperately from
among the snow covered bushes. Nudging the mare gently, he rode towards the
sight. The way things were going, he half expected it to be an Elf, but
instead it was a pale faced young man with a shock of black hair. He was
elegantly dressed a dark green cloak over a fancy riding outfit, covered in
snow and dirt and clutching a branch that he had obviously been leaning on
for support. He took a hobbling step towards Turpin and then subsided weakly
into the snow.
"I say, sir, thank you so much for stopping. I thought I
was doomed, completely doomed...." The young man exclaimed in a shaken voice
as he shivered and hitched at his torn cloak, pulling himself together even
as he drooped in exhaustion. "I came off my horse, you see. Silly thing to
do. She shied...."
"It happens," Dick said amiably. "You don't want to sit
in the snow, you know. You’ll freeze.
The stranger nodded. "Yes, yes, quite right. Need a bit
of a rest though. I've been on foot for hours. Be fine when I get to the
village, get a ride back to the Hall. I wonder, if I could impose....are you
going to the village?"
"I wasn't planning on it. I’m on my way back..."
"Ah...." The young man somehow managed to droop even
more. "I see, my apologies, sir. Didn't mean to inconvenience you. I had
hoped a message....."
Leaning on Black Bess’ neck, Dick raised an eyebrow in
amusement. "You wanted me to take a message to the village for you?"
"Someone could go up to the hall then, you see. Send out
the carriage...."
"It’d get stuck in the snow."
"Ah, yes, I suppose. Still my horse should have got back
by now. They’ll be looking for me. I don’t suppose it’s much further to the
village?"
"Depends which one you mean. You’re going to wrong way
for Hamdean which is the nearest."
"Oh...." A violent shiver shook the young man. "Well, if
you could point me in the right direction I won’t keep you...."
"Oh for crying out loud!" Dick laughed. He had taken a
liking to this earnestly polite young man. "If I leave you out here, you’d
freeze before anyone could find you. Come on, man, you can ride double with
me. It’s not far to Hamdean Hall on horse back; twenty minutes or so. I take
it that’s where you were going?"
"Oh yes! I would be so grateful."
"Not a problem," Dick said cheerfully, nudging Black Bess
closer and offering the young man a hand. Heaving himself to his feet, he
took Turpin’s proffered hand and with a struggle managed to haul himself
astride behind him.
"I seem to have done my ankle in when I fell," he
explained rueful as Dick turned the mare about and set her off towards
Hamdean Hall. Black Bess expressed her disapproval by stomping along,
jolting her riders, until Dick sharply dug his heels into her sides in
warning.
"I could tell you’d done something," Turpin answered
dryly. "Name’s Robin Turner."
"Ah, Edmund Pennington. Lord Pennington’s my father."
"I've heard of him," Dick murmured, nodding thoughtfully.
Lord Pennington was a well known and amiably likable local eccentric. "He er
collects things...."
"Animals, sir, weird and wonderful animals," Edmund
sighed. "That’s what I was doing out here in the woods. Lost one of the
reindeer."
"Reindeer?" Dick echoed in mingled surprise and relief.
Lord Pennington of course! Who else would bell a reindeer?!
"It’s a kind of deer," Edmund explained. "Big antlers.
Quite friendly really. Got a harness on. My father has been training it to
pull a sledge to treat the little ones in the village for Christmas. Worried
someone might shoot it. Wretched creature frightened itself when the geese
got out and ran off. Been looking for it for hours when he bolted out in
front of me and frightened the horse...."
"I might have seen it...." Dick said slowly.
"Seen it? Have you? Where?" Edmund was so excited he
nearly fell off.
"Oh, around...." Turpin said cautiously.
"I have to find it. I really must....Out here in the
woods, poor thing...."
"Since it comes from snowy lands, I should think it’d
feel right at home," Dick muttered.
"Yes, but I must find him, really...what if it’s hurt?"
"Looked fine to me. Why don't we concentrate on getting
you back home first?" Turpin said firmly, forestalling any efforts on
Pennington’s part to make him start searching for the reindeer. "You need
that ankle looked at...."
"Oh, tosh. A bit of a rest and it’ll be fine....."
"You’re not dressed for riding around in this weather,"
Turpin interrupted him sternly. He had had plenty of experience restraining
youthful enthusiasm with Swiftnick. Pennington was hardly any challenge at
all. "I’ll take you to the hall, then I really must be getting on my way."
"Yes, but the reindeer. Where did you see it?"
"It’ll be dark soon. You can’t go looking for it in the
dark. Chances are it’ll find its own way home...."
"Thing’s thick as two short planks. Not much chance of
that. Still you’re right. It won't freeze. I could get another horse when I
get back..."
"It’s going to snow," Turpin told him flatly, casting a
critical glance up at the grey sky overhead. "If you have any senses, you’ll
stay put. Now, you’d better hold on. I don't want you falling off...."
Waiting until Pennington had tightened his grip obediently, Dick nudged
Black Bess into lengthening her stride over the frozen ground. He didn't
fancy getting snowed in at Hamdean Hall or leaving Swiftnick to his own
devices back at the cottage.

By the time Dick returned to the hideout, snow was
falling fast in thick wet flakes that clung to his clothes and sooty
eyelashes. Black Bess was so pleased to be back in her stable that she
totally ignored the reindeer which had folded itself up on the ground and
was peacefully chewing. Toby was dozing in his stall, but lifted his head
when his stablemate returned, snorting in obvious complaint at being left
alone with the strange creature.
Making a point of giving both horses a carrot each, Dick
gave the mare a quick rub down, tossed a blanket over her and hurried back
to the cottage, slithering on an ice patch before he managed to make the
safety of the doorway and duck inside.
Swiftnick was waiting for him with an expression of
relief and a mug of hot tea, having put the kettle on when he saw Dick ride
up. He relieved his partner of his saddlebags ad Dick took a grateful
mouthful of the hot liquid. "I was starting to think I was going to get
snowed in on my own," he explained.
"You’d have had the reindeer to eat anyway," Dick
retorted as he sipped his tea and huddled up to the hearth, warming himself
before the flames.
"That isn’t funny. I've been starving waiting for you to
come back."
"Oh, I ate at the pub," Dick said innocently and grinned
at the betrayed look Swiftnick gave him. "There’s a steak and ale pie in the
saddlebags for you," he added cheerfully.
Swiftnick brightened up and dug into the saddlebag. "What
took you so long anyway?"
"I found the owner of your reindeer wandering around in
the woods and took him home," Dick went on to explain about Pennington,
watching the quick flash of disappointment on the lad’s face. "You knew you
couldn’t keep it," he reminded him gently.
"Yes but, Lord Pennington isn't even an Elf," Swiftnick
muttered.
"All the same, we’ll have to take it back. I'm sure
they’ll have a much better idea of how to take care of it than we do. And
it’ll be back with the others."
"Others?" Swiftnick looked up in surprise.
"Apparently Pennington’s got a small herd of them," Dick
took another sip of tea and ambled over to peer out of the grubby window at
the flakes swirling down out of the dark sky..
"We’re probably going to get snowed in," Swiftnick
suggested however. "We won’t be able to take it back and by the time we
could, they’ll have forgotten about it."
"So, it’ll be a nice surprise for them, won’t it," Turpin
observed. "Looks like its going to be a cold night. You’d better put your
blankets on my bed."
"What?!" Swiftnick looked up, aghast.
"You heard, put your blankets on my bed, no sense in both
of us freezing." Turpin turned to go back to the fire and caught sight of
the appalled expression on Swiftnick’s young face. "What is it now?" he
asked impatiently as Swiftnick shot a look at his bed.
"But...." Swiftnick stammered in feeble protest.
"What?" Dick glared at him in exasperation then suddenly
caught on. "Oh for.....you idiot! What kind of sadist do you take me for?
We’ll share the bed, Swiftnick! I'm not going to make you freeze!"
"Oh.... I knew that!"
"Aye, right," Dick snorted as he reached for the teapot
and another cup of tea. "Talk about blond moments...."

The following morning Dick emerged reluctantly from under
the mound of blankets on the bed, glanced in exasperation at the blond curls
peeping over the edge of the black sheepskin on the top that was all that
could be seen of Swiftnick and sighed wearily. "Never again," he muttered
darkly as he stirred the banked fire back to life and shoved the kettle on
it hook back over the hearth. He had never noticed Swiftnick to be a
restless sleeper, but perhaps it was the cold or the novelty of sharing a
bed, but the lad had wriggled and twitched at first, frequently waking
Turpin up. Tempted though he had been, Dick hadn't been cruel enough to
sling him out of bed; besides when he did eventually settle down to curl up
against Dick’s back,, it had been warmer than it would have been on his own.
Slinging his cloak around his shoulders, Dick went to
crack the door open and peer out. A trickle of snow slithered through the
gap, making it hop away from its kiss on his bare toes. Outside, the world
had turned to white and silver, glistening where the sun in a vivid blue sky
sparkled off the snow crystals. The icicles that had formed along the eaves
were already melting, dripping into their own little pits in the snow. Dick
estimated that the snow fall during the night had only added an inch or two
to what had already been on the ground and would give little difficulty to
the horses. Cheered by the prospect of a ride and getting rid of the
reindeer, Dick went back to make the tea as the kettle started to shriek for
attention.
Once he was dressed and had poured himself a cup of tea,
Dick set about waking Swiftnick. This was no easy task, like most striplings
Swiftnick liked his sleep. Pulling the blankets off his feet and tickling
his toes had no effect except to make Swiftnick withdraw further under the
blankets and curl up into a ball. Turpin contemplated this, then grabbed the
blanket and ruthlessly stripped the whole lot off with one yank. Swiftnick
woke up with a yell, staring at Turpin in astonishment.
"What was that for?" he protested.
"Remind me never to share a bed with you again," Dick
told him sourly.. "It’s worse than sleeping with a live trout."
Swiftnick glared at him, hugging his arms around his
nightshirt clad body as he started to shiver. "You didn't have to wake me up
to tell me that," he complained.
Turpin snorted and tossed the blanket back over him. "Get
up and make breakfast," he ordered briskly. "We’re riding over to take the
deer back."
"Reindeer," Swiftnick corrected automatically. "And I've
been thinking about that...."
"Now I’m worried," Dick muttered under his breath.
"What?"
"Never mind. What have you been thinking about?"
Swiftnick frowned at him, certain Turpin had said
something disparaging. He tucked the blanket around himself for warmth as he
answered. "Well, we can’t take the reindeer back because you’d be
recognised," he said smugly.
"Would I? Why?" Dick asked, fascinated.
"Well, it’s obvious. Lord Pennington is as rich as they
come, so you must have robbed him. He’s bound to recognise
you."
Dick gazed into Swiftnick’s guileless blue eyes and
grinned. "A good shot, lad, but you missed the target. I've never robbed
Pennington. And I’d hardly have risked riding over to the hall with young
Edmund if I’d thought it’d be dangerous, now would I?"
"Oh, I never thought of that," Swiftnick’s face fell.
"What, never?"
"No, never."
"But he’s rich," Swiftnick protested. "Why not?"
"There are good reasons so don't you go getting get any
ideas," Turpin replied sharply. "For one thing, Pennington’s a good man.
Aye, I’ll give you that he’s a bit eccentric, but he’s harmless and generous
with his money. He’s not greedy or cruel or power hungry the way Glutton is.
Folks around here wouldn’t appreciate seeing him robbed. And another thing,
Pennington makes a point of not carrying anything valuable and making sure
he has at least two armed men with him if he does travel; both armed with
blunderbusses and a pair of loaded pistols apiece. He also carries his own
duelling pistols and he was known as a duellist in his day. Last time anyone
held him up him, he killed him."
"Who was it?" Swiftnick asked, awed that anyone would
take a chance at such a hard target.
Dick shrugged. "Who knows? Pennington blew the man’s face
off. Can’t say as I’d risk it. Glory don’t feed you. You getting up?"
"Can I have a cup of tea first?" Swiftnick wheedled.
Turpin sighed heavily, but poured the lad a cup and
handed it to him. "Hurry up and get dressed before you start breakfast," he
urged. "I'm going to check on the horses."
"Don’t forget to feed Prancer."
Dick gave him an irritated look. "The horses are more
important. A highwayman’s only as good as his horse...."
"Prancer will be hungry too...It’s the least we can do
before we take him back into slavery...."
"Slavery?" Dick echoed.
"Aye, pulling that sled...."
"With the rest of a whole herd of the ruddy things..."
Swiftnick gave him a hurt look. "He probably doesn’t get
fed enough...."
"All right, all right, I’ll feed the bloody coat
rack...."

A couple of hours later, Black Bess glared at her rider
irritably and breathed in, refusing to let Dick tighten her girth. "Oh come
on," Dick urged plaintively. "The reindeer’s not my fault." The mare ignored
him, her tail flicking around her hocks. Turpin growled and leaned his
shoulder into her side, pressing in hard until Black Bess was forced to
surrender and exhale. "Ah hah!" Triumphantly, Dick cinched the girth tight
and patted the mare briskly. Black Bess did her best to step on his foot and
the highwayman had to move fast to avoid getting crushed toes.
"Dick?" Swiftnick called from outside.
"What?" Dick retorted as he glared at his mare. "Toby let
Swiftnick saddle him...." He told the horse. Black Bess merely laid
her ears back, her snort indicating her disapproval of Toby’s tactics.
"Could you come and hold Toby for me? He won’t let me get
on."
"Not again," Turpin groaned and stomped outside. Toby was
standing as far away from Swiftnick as he could get, pulling away to the
length of both arm and reins. Swiftnick was gazing at him miserably,
attempting to coax him closer. A circle of trampled snow and mud showed
where they had been circling each other as Swiftnick struggled to get on. As
Dick emerged from the stable, Swiftnick slid a careful step closer. With
equal deliberation Toby took a careful step backwards.
The reindeer, tied to the cottage door so it couldn’t run
off, shook its head with a jingle of belled harness and went back to
nuzzling and pawing at the snow in search of something to eat.
"That thing has been nothing but trouble since it got
here," Dick growled, glaring at the beast.
"It isn’t Prancer’s fault!"
"Yes, it is! We never had any trouble with the horses
until you took it in."
"They don’t want us to take him back, that’s what it is.
They’ll miss him."
Dick gave his apprentice an incredulous look. "Toby’s
done nothing but bite it!"
"Only playful nips. Introducing himself like..."
"I thought he’d turned into a vampire! The thing’s a
menace. It has to go back. It’s decided. No arguments."
"But Toby doesn’t want him to go...."
"Swiftnick, Toby is jealous. The only reason he
hasn’t bitten you is he hasn’t thought of it yet!"
"Toby would never bite me," Swiftnick exclaimed,
shocked at the idea.
"Well, he certainly won't let you ride him."
"Because he doesn’t want Prancer to go...."
"What are you going to do then? Ride the reindeer?"
Swiftnick flushed. The idea of making himself look that
ridiculous was an affront to his youthful pride. "Course not..." he
muttered. "I can walk...."
"All the way to Hamdean Hall? Don't be daft!" Turpin
folded his arms and shook his head. "As long as you keep that reindeer,
Toby’s going to be jealous...."
"He isn’t...."
"You’re going to look bloody stupid holding up coaches on
a reindeer. And I'm certainly not going to ride with you...." Swiftnick shot
a quick anxious look at him. "So, either the reindeer goes, or Toby does."
"Get rid of Toby?!" Swiftnick gasped in shock.
Toby’s ears flickered and he snorted uncertainly.
"Aye, if you keep the reindeer as a pet you’ll have to
get another horse to ride that won't be jealous. You can probably
sell Toby."
"Get rid of Toby?" Swiftnick repeated in utter horror,
looking at the big bay in anguish. "But I...I c’couldn’t...."
"Toby or the reindeer. Your choice," Dick said flatly,
hiding a grin behind his sour expression. He didn't think it was going to be
much of a difficult decision. The reindeer was a new toy, Toby was a much
loved friend. He also noted that Swiftnick hadn't even looked at the
reindeer once he thought he might lose Toby. "Well?"
Swiftnick hung his head. "I couldn’t get rid of Toby, I
couldn’t...."
"Didn’t think so," Dick said briskly, stepping forward to
take the reins from his apprentice’s hand. "Come on, Toby, back up, lad...."
Toby eyed him suspiciously, but it was his rider he was
arguing with so he allowed Dick to back him up into a corner where he
couldn’t retreat. Catching on, Swiftnick scurried around Dick and scrambled
aboard. Realising he had been tricked, the bay gave Turpin a betrayed look
as the highwayman hastily dodged a retaliatory nip.
Leaving Toby to his efforts to buck Swiftnick off, Dick
stamped back into the stable to get Black Bess. Untying her, he grasped her
by the bridle and pulled her head down. "Now, Bess, we are going to take the
reindeer to Hamdean Hall and leave it there. So, you are going to be
a good girl and let me get on you without making me look like an idiot."
Black Bess snorted her opinion of that, but she accepted
the carrot he offered her and docilely let him lead her warily out of the
stall. Dick swung into the saddle, ducking under the door lintel rather than
face the struggle of mounting up when the mare was confronted with the
reindeer.
Toby was halfway across the yard, clearly ignoring
Swiftnick’ efforts to steer him close enough to untie the reindeer. Black
Bess shifted under Turpin, ignoring his signals long enough to make it clear
she was obeying under protest, then walked over and let Turpin free the
reindeer and take up the reins. "I think it’s best if I lead it," Dick said
dryly, watching Toby’s straight legged bouncing stride that jolted Swiftnick
half out of his saddle with every step. "Want to take a bet how long you’re
going to stay on?"
"I'm fine," Swiftnick hissed through gritted teeth,
seriously worried about biting his tongue. "Will you please stop it,
Toby? We’re taking Prancer home."
Toby flung up his head and Swiftnick yelped, his eyes
watering as he smacked his chin on the horse’s neck. Dick chuckled and
turned Black Bess away from the cottage and out over the snowy ground,
hauling the reluctant reindeer after him. Toby jolted after them, pretending
to be a bad tempered carthorse with his uneven stride.
"You want to change horses?" Dick suggested after a few
minutes.
"No...." Swiftnick growled. "Aw, come on Toby, you’ve
made your point...."
"You’re going to need lineament and a hot bath later
then," Dick warned in amusement.
Swiftnick gave him a murderous look and tightened his
grip on the reins, practically clamping himself to the saddle as a jolting
half hop nearly unseated him. "Toby, if you don't stop it I will sell
you," he warned angrily. "And I’ll keep the reindeer...." Toby continued to
jog along, ears flattened. "Right, that’s it then! Dick?" Swiftnick
began. "I can get another horse at the blacksmith, can’t I?" Toby’s stride
suddenly smoothed out into his normal easy pace, his ears flickering as he
snorted, understanding the anger and determination in his rider’s voice and
knowing he had pushed him too far.
Dick grinned, glancing at them as Swiftnick urged Toby up
alongside him; on the opposite side to the reindeer. "I think you’re going
to have to make it up to him later," he said lightly.
Swiftnick glared at him, feeling as if every bone in his
body had been bruised. "I have one thing to say to you..." he retorted.
"Oh aye? What’s that?"
"We still don’t have anything for Christmas
dinner...."

Hamdean Hall was an impressive redbrick Tudor mansion
with a multitude of chimneys and a sprawl of surrounding building flocking
around it like chicks round a hen. Knot gardens surviving from Tudor times
in season normally boasted display of old fashioned flowers and herbs but
now lay under a blanket of snow, lending a mysterious maze like air to the
gardens.
Feeling that they would look a bit out of place if they
rode up the front door, Turpin led the way round to the stables at the back
of the mansion, letting Black Bess pick her way daintily over the cobbles
that had been swept clean of snow. It had been a slow journey, limited to
the pace of the reindeer and his arm was aching from dragging the
recalcitrant beast along, but there had been no way Toby would let Swiftnick
take him anywhere near the animal to take his turn at leading it
"Mr Turner!" Edmund Pennington’s cry met him as they
trotted into the stableyard.
"Prancer!" a lighter female cry echoed and a tiny little
brunette in a dark green velvet dress flew across the cobbles to fling her
arms around the reindeer’s neck. Far from attempting to bite her, the
reindeer merely snorted and looked resigned.
"Oh, do pull yourself together, Hermione!" Edmund
exclaimed as he limped after her, leaning on a silver topped cane. "You’re
embarrassing me in front of our guests."
"Prancer?" Swiftnick echoed, gazing down at the
diminutive Hermione. "That’s what I called him too...."
"Really?!" Hermione lifted her head from the ruff of hair
around Prancer’s neck and gazed up at him with huge luminous grey eyes.
Swiftnick looked as stunned as if he had been hit with a wet snowball in the
face.
"Um...." he mumbled.
"Save me," groaned Dick. Swiftnick was at the age where a
pretty girl only had to look at him and he could be reduced to incoherent
babbling for an hour. And if she smiled at him...
Hermione smiled shyly and Swiftnick stared in awe.....
"That’s it then. No chance of getting any sense out of
you for the rest of the day," Dick growled in exasperation.
"Mr Turner, you found him! I am so grateful!" Edmund had
finally reached them as Dick dismounted and handed the reindeer’s rein to
Hermione. She dimpled at him prettily, then turned her gaze back to
Swiftnick. "Er...." Edmund blushed. "Hermione, this is....Hermione?!" He
shot a helpless look at Turpin.
"My apprentice, Nicholas," Dick sighed. "They appear to
be of an age."
"Er, yes, quite...." Pennington said feebly.
Dick turned to Swiftnick with exaggerated patience.
"Nick, you can get down now," he told him deliberately.
Swiftnick caught the sarcastic note in his friend’s tone,
flashed a quick look at him and blushed as he scrambled hastily to the
ground and bowed to Hermione. She blushed too, absently petting the
reindeer.
"You brought him back," she cooed.
"We found him in the woods," Swiftnick finally managed to
find his voice.
"I didn’t think anyone would be able to catch
him...."
"It was easy really," Swiftnick said smugly.
"Would you like to see the others?"
"Hermione...." Pennington protested feebly.
Hermione ignored him.
"You have more of them?"
"Oh, we have a whole herd. They’re in the stables.
Come and see. They’re right over here..." Hermione set off with a brisk
swish of velvet skirts, towing the reindeer after her. Swiftnick followed as
if he was the one on the lead rope rather than Prancer.
Edmund turned to Turpin. "Would you like glass of mulled
wine?" he said weakly.
"I could do with one," Dick admitted, glaring in
exasperation after his apprentice. He couldn’t help but wonder what was
going to happen when Swiftnick finally got around to doing something more
than staring at girls. He had a feeling he was going to have regular nervous
breakdowns about what the lad was up to behind his back.
Edmund nodded. "Hermione isn’t usually so forward," he
mumbled.
Dick shot a quick look at him and smiled ruefully.
"Mutual interest," he said dryly, adding hastily. "In reindeers...."
Pennington grinned back at him. "As you said, they’re of
an age. Still, they can’t make much mischief with looking at Prancer’s
friends. Do come and have a drink with me. Perhaps a brandy will be more to
your tastes?"

"Wasn’t she beautiful? I have never seen a girl so
beautiful....Why she was...."
"Beautiful?" Turpin suggested wryly.
"Yes, yes, wasn’t she?"
Riding home several hours later, Swiftnick was babbling
happily about Hermione and her charms. Personally Dick thought she had been
a sweet young thing, but he had seen far lovelier women; those who had more
interest in him than a reindeer for example. An entire afternoon being led
around the stables looking at a bunch of strange looking, noisy and above
all smelly creatures and avoiding stepping in squish unidentified substances
was not really Dick’s idea of fun. He’d far rather have been at the pub.
"I think she liked me...."
"She’d have liked anyone who liked Prancer," Dick told
him.
Flattened, Swiftnick drooped. Toby snorted, he and Black
Bess at least were in a good mood once they had realised the dreaded
reindeer was not coming back with them.
"Swiftnick, she’s out of your reach and you know it."
"I know. But she is beautiful...."
"Yes," Dick agreed.
"And she liked me a little bit, don’t you think?"
Turpin glanced at his young friend and smiled at him
affectionately. He had seen the way Hermione reacted to him and knew
perfectly well her first interested reaction had been an honest one. "Yes,
lad, she did," he said kindly. "But don’t you go getting any ideas."
"No, Dick," Swiftnick smiled wistfully and slid off into
a happy little daydream.
With a soft snort of laughter, Dick patted Black Bess’
glossy neck and admired the fat goose strung over the mare’s neck. Lord
Pennington hadn't been at home, but Edmund had been smart enough to realise
that Turpin would have been insulted by an offer of coin reward. Instead he
had pressed a fine, spit ready goose on him, a brace of pheasants along with
a ham and bag full of an assortment of cheeses and sausages, plus a bottle
of fine cognac. Mary would be delighted with their spoils.
"We’ll swing by the Swan and drop this lot off with Mary
before we go back to the cottage," Dick told Swiftnick briskly.
Startled out of his reverie, Swiftnick gave him a blank
look then looked down at the goose. "Can’t we stay at the pub?" he asked
hopefully.
"Too risky," Dick said firmly. "I know you want to be at
home for Christmas, and we’ll ride over early Christmas morning like I
promised, but there’s too much chance of being spotted if we hang around for
a couple of days before. You don’t want Mary to have you getting hung as a
present, now do you?"
"No," Swiftnick sighed pensively, gazing at the goose.
"Can I have some of the cognac then?"
"No," Dick said automatically, then paused thoughtfully
as Swiftnick slumped slightly. This was the first time the youth had been
away from home at Christmas and every now and then, a little bit of sadness
sneaked through his pretence that it didn't matter. "Ah well...." Dick
murmured. "You can have some cognac if you want, lad. It can’t hurt and it
is Christmas after all...."

In the quiet peaceful darkness, Dick felt Swiftnick stir
amongst the heap of blankets and roll over, letting a draught of cold air
sneak down the older man’s back. Last night, Swiftnick had drunk a whole
glass of cognac and as a result had barely stirred all night. It was one way
to keep him quiet while they shared a bed, but Dick wasn't sure he wanted to
go to that much expense. It would be far easier to buy extra blankets...
"Dick?" Swiftnick whispered.
"Mmmh?"
"Are you awake?"
"No..." Dick growled.
"But it’s Christmas morning...."
"Not until it gets bloody light it isn’t. Go back to
sleep...."
"We’re going to ride to the Swan early you said."
"Not this early! It’s still dark!"
"But...."
"No! Go to sleep!"
There was a short pause then the bed jolted as Swiftnick
flung himself back down and burrowed back under the blankets, muttering to
himself as he lay stiff and resentful.
After a while he fell silent, but Dick could tell he
wasn’t going to go back to sleep and the thought of how young the lad was
pricked at his conscience. It seemed cruel to crush his excited exuberance
when this was his first Christmas away from home. How long had it been since
Dick had felt that happy over anything so simple as Christmas?
With a heavy sigh, he sat up and lit the bedside candle
with flint and tinder then rolled onto his back and thumped the blankets
down around him, cutting off the draught. "They’re under the bed," he said
aloud.
"Don’t care...." Swiftnick grumbled, paused then lifted
his head to peer over his shoulder at him with a frown. "What are?"
"Your Christmas presents," Dick told him.
Swiftnick sat bolt upright, staring at Dick with enormous
blue eyes, the candlelight gilding his hair with tints of burnished copper
and gold. "You got me a present?" he exclaimed in awe.
"Of course I ruddy did," Dick snorted, then yelped as
Swiftnick dived out of bed, letting in a gust of freezing cold air. Dragging
the blankets back around him, Dick huddled underneath, watching Swiftnick
burrow amongst the dust under the bed and feeling a funny warm little glow
inside him that had nothing to do with the warmth of the blankets.
Swiftnick plumped down on the bed again, digging his bare
feet back under the blankets and staring at the two string tied packages he
had retrieved. Dick wasn’t much of a one for wrapping, but he’d made an
effort and tucked a bit of holly in the knot of each.
"Go on then, don’t sit and stare at them..." Dick urged,
surprised by his own impatience. He wanted to see the look on his face and
dreaded it at the same time. He wasn’t used to giving gifts any more.
Needing no further urging, Swiftnick tore into the
wrapping, ripping the first package apart and dragging out a pair of
handsome black leather boots. "Dick!" he exclaimed in delight as he dragged
on first one then the other. "Wow! They fit!"
"They'd better," Dick snorted. "The cobbler in the
village swore he made your last pair."
"But these are much, much better!"
"So they should be considering how much they cost me,"
Dick retorted.
"How’d you know?"
"What? That your boots leak? You’ve been complaining
about them long enough."
"Yes, but...."
"Swiftnick, I know why you’ve been saving your money,"
Dick told him kindly and hastily forestalled the hug he could see coming, by
adding, "Now open the other one...."
Reminded of his second present, Swiftnick tore the softer
package open with even greater enthusiasm, holding up first a new ruffled
shirt, then a pair of fine black breeches and finally a black velvet coat
with fine delicate silver embroidery.
Watching the suspicious brightness in Swiftnick’s blue
eyes, Dick frowned uneasily. "Don’t you like them?" he said uncertainly,
then yelped as Swiftnick flung himself at him and practically throttled him
with a hug.
"I love them, Dick! I do! Thank you! I never had anything
so fine!"
"Aye, well, you’re a highwayman now. I can’t have Mary
thinking I don’t look after you right like and taking you to see her looking
scruffy. High time you were out of knee breeches too. Everything should fit.
Mary took your measurements for me."
"I thought she was going to make me a new shirt."
"Ah well, now you know better. Now, stir up the fire
before you put them on. It’s freezing in here. And don't think you can get
out of making breakfast because it’s Christmas..."

In the warmth of the kitchen at the Black Swan, Dick sat
at the well scrubbed table, drinking mulled wine and watching Mary teasing
her son over the girls admiring him in his new finery. Swiftnick was bright
eyed, bouncy and happy, apart from every now and then when he threw an
anxious glance at the door. Dick knew what he was waiting for; Glenrae. The
big Scotsman had promised to be there for Christmas and should be bringing
Mary’s proper present from her son. Dick had given her a bolt of expensive
silk that he had actually brought and Swiftnick had got her a fancy
feathered hat and a real silk purse to match the silk.
"More wine, Dick?" Mary asked as she came over to the
highwayman, her eyes sparkling with pleasure.
"Don't mind if I do," Dick held up his glass, manoeuvring
it under the bottle so it didn't go all over the table as Swiftnick
distracted her as she poured.
"Nick, stop eating the biscuits! You won't want the
goose."
"But I'm hungry now," Swiftnick protested,
nibbling the iced biscuit he had grabbed.
"You’re always hungry," Turpin observed cheerfully.
"We have to wait for Glenrae," Mary said firmly then let
out a startled exclamation and rushed to the fire to rescue a pot before it
boiled over.
Swiftnick plumped down beside Dick and flicked a quick
look at him. "He will come, won’t he?" he whispered anxiously.
"He said he’ll be here, he’ll be here," Dick said mildly,
happily ensconced in a warm glow of wine and comfort.
"But the snow..."
"He’s Scottish, lad, he’d be surprised if it didn't
snow. Dinna fash yerself...." Swiftnick giggled at Dick’s Scottish accent
and made the highwayman frown at him suspiciously. "How much wine have you
had?"
"A couple of glasses of the mulled stuff with the
spices," Swiftnick answered brightly. "It’s all right, I'm allowed – special
occasion...."
Turpin opened his mouth to argue that, then shrugged.
Swiftnick was unlikely to get drunk with Mary watching over him like a hawk.
"Not too much," he warned. "You still have to steer Toby home and he’s
probably still apt to buck you off into a snow drift...."
"Couldn’t we stay here for the night? It’d only be one
night after all, Dick....."
Dick drew a deep breath, glimpsed the pleading look in
his apprentice’s blue eyes and gave in with a sigh. "Oh, why not...."
"Thanks!" with an excited yip, Swiftnick hugged the
started highwayman then shot to his feet as the door banged open and a
cloaked figure lurched in, his arms full of packages. Dick made a grab for
his sword then subsided as he recognised Glenrae under the snowy cloak.
"About time you got here, Robbie," he observed.
"Nice to see ye too, Dick me boy."
"Oh, you gave me a start," Mary exclaimed.
"Sorry," Glenrae grinned at her. "Do ye nay have a drink
for a far travelled mon? Hello, Swiftnick, laddie, my ye look fine in yer
new feathers..."
Swiftnick flashed a quick look at Turpin and then hurried
to help Glenrae unload his packages, whispering to him urgently. Flinging
back his hood, Glenrae beamed at the youth and put am arm around him in
rough hug then reached for the glass of mulled wine Mary handed him.
"Did ye ever doubt I’d be here?" he chuckled.
"Swiftnick was starting to fret," Dick said amiably.
"I didn't you’d make it what with all the snow,"
Swiftnick explained, eyeing the packages and looking anxiously at the
Scotsman.
"What snow? Ye mean that light...."
"Foot deep!" Dick commented.
"....sprinkling out there. Och, ‘tis nothing that. Here,
ye go, laddie," Glenrae had shed his cloak and extracted a packet of papers
from his jacket that was sealed with wax and string.
Swiftnick clutched the packet to him and gave him a
grateful look. "It was all right"
"Yon Sassenach nay suspected a thing. Go on with ye now."
"Aye, give it to her now...." Dick agreed, prompting his
apprentice.
Swiftnick nodded and turned to his mother, anxiously
proffering the packet to her. "For you..."
"For me? But, Nick, love, you gave me my gifts...."
Swiftnick waved a hand. "This is special...." he told her
urgently. "Please? Open it?"
Baffled, but obedient Mary cut the cord with its seal and
paused to look at the seal, a strange expression on her face. "This is
Glutton’s seal," she said sharply. "Nick, what have you done?"
"It’s all right, Mary," Dick said quietly. "Open it and
find out..."
Mary gave him and uncertain look and then turned back to
Swiftnick. The expression in his blue eyes made her unfold the paper and
spread it out on the table. She had never been much good at reading, but she
could understand the gist of what the paper was saying. "The deed?" she
stammered. "The deed for the Swan? B’but, how Nick, how....?"
"Glenrae did it for me," Swiftnick explained.
"It’s all been done proper," Glenrae rumbled. "All ye
have to do is give me a coin and yer signature on it and the pub’s all
yours. Yon Glutton sold it to me."
Mary stared at him then turned back to Swiftnick in
confusion.
"You always wanted it, didn’t you?" Swiftnick said
anxiously. "I remember when I was little, you and my father always talked
about it. And my father went back to sea to get the money and, and.....You
do want it, don’t you?"
"He saved for it, Mary. Every last penny. Glenrae and I
offered to help, but he wouldn't have it," Dick said quietly, adding sourly,
"That’s why the young scruff had leaky boots."
"And I blamed you for it, didn’t I?" Mary sniffled, then
suddenly flung herself on her son, laughing, hugging and kissing and crying
on him until Swiftnick squirmed free in embarrassment. "You didn't take any
risks, did you?" she asked as she recovered her breath.
"I wouldn't dare let him," Dick snorted.
Mary looked at him steadily for a long moment, knowing
that the money had to have come from their exploits on the road and finding
that she simply didn't care. The Black Swan was hers at long, long last and
she was finally safe from Glutton demanding every last shilling she had.
Sniffled again.
"Here, lassie, none of that now!" Glenrae suddenly put an
arm around her and swung her briskly under the kissing ball, sweeping her up
close for a deep kiss.
"Oi!" Swiftnick yelped in shock, staring in alarm until
Glenrae came up for air and released the dazed Mary.
"Och, I've been looking forward to that. Kept me going on
the road it did!" Glenrae chuckled, grinning at the blushing Mary.
"You, she...you can’t.....!" Swiftnick spluttered in
outrage.
"Och, I can and I did. Ye’d nay begrudge me a kiss for my
help in yer plan, would ye, laddie? A kiss to seal yon bargain."
"Yes, but, no, but...."
Turpin chuckled as he came to his feet and came up behind
Mary, sliding his own arms around her trim waist and drawing her back
against him. "My turn, Mary love," he said softly.
Gazing into his chestnut brown eyes, Mary grinned and
surrendered to his embrace, melting into his kiss with genuine pleasure.
"Stop it!" Swiftnick yelled indignantly, practically
dancing in fury. Glenrae looked somewhat put out as well and glared at
Turpin as he gently released Mary.
"Well now," Mary said breathlessly, straightening her
apron as she recovered her poise. Her eyes were shining above her pink
cheeks.
"You, he...." Swiftnick babbled.
"Oh, do stop fussing, Nick," Mary told him firmly. "A
coin and a signature was it, Glenrae?"
"Aye, lassie..."
"How could you?" Swiftnick turned on Turpin.
"What’s wrong, lad? Jealous?" Dick chuckled and
cheerfully grabbed him, yanking the youth under the kissing ball.
"Don't you dare! Don't you lay a lip on me!" Swiftnick
howled, struggling furiously as he was bent backwards. "Dick!"
"Hush," Dick laughed and landed a smacking kiss on
Swiftnick forehead, ruffling his hair into a froth of curls before he let
Swiftnick claw his way free of his arms.
"Ew!" Swiftnick yelled, scrubbing furiously at his
forehead.
His brown eyes glowing with amber fires of amusement,
Dick settled back into his sat and lifted his glass, toasting his young
partner with the wine.
Swiftnick glared at him, but a reluctant laugh escaped
him as Turpin winked at him. "Glenrae, did you bring the box?"
"Aye, laddie. ‘'Tis that one there...." Glenrae pointed
out a scruffy looking box and Swiftnick pounced on it, setting it down in
front of Turpin.
"It’s your present...."
"Lovely," Dick observed, eyeing the scratched, worn box
doubtfully.
"You have to open it!" Swiftnick urged.
Dick gave him a dubious look but picked up the key on its
tatty bit of string and with an effort managed to turn it in the rusty lock
without snapping off the haft in the process. Inside on a bed of worn and
threadbare, ancient velvet was a pistol that had been lovingly cleaned and
treasured. The barrel was of a dark, glowing wood, the plates of shining
silver glowing softly in the candlelight were engraved with beautifully
scrolling leaves and flowers and the butt was inlaid with a strip of mother
of pearl. Stunned Dick looked from the pistol to Swiftnick and then back
again, caressing that alluring strip of mother of pearl with one fingertip
before he picked it up with trembling fingers. It slipped into his hand as
if it had been made for him; perfectly balanced.
"Is it all right?" Swiftnick asked anxiously. Dick made a
gurgling sound in the back of his throat. "It looked really awful when I
found it at the gunsmith in Hamdean. He said it’d belonged to the Black Fox.
I didn’t believe him, but I thought it’d clean up nice....it fires
straight...Dick? Say something?"
Dick looked up into Swiftnick’s anxious eyes and
carefully laid the weapon back down in its worn box. "Swiftnick, come
here..." he said sternly as he rose to his feet.
Anxious and uncertain, Swiftnick slid up to him. Turpin
placed a solemn hand on his shoulder. "There’s only one thing that is more
precious to me than that pistol, Swiftnick. And that’s you, my lad. I adore
it." He said steadily and wrapped an arm around the youth's neck, hugging
him to him fiercely and hoping that the sharp sting in his eyes wouldn't
spill over into tears and embarrass him.
Hugging him back, Swiftnick’s snuffles were broken by a
fit of the giggles as Glenrae poked him in the back and pulled him away to
present him with his gift.
"As long as it isn't a kilt," Swiftnick exclaimed as he
ripped it open, shooting a happy glance at Dick.
Turpin smiled back as he sat down again, idly caressing
the pistol and feeling that strange sense of peaceful warmth creeping over
him again. A huge indulgent grin swept over his face as with a whoop of glee
Swiftnick held up the vivid blue, silver embroidered waistcoat Glenrae had
brought him to go with his new coat and started hastily started to strip off
the coat so he could put it on and show off his finery.
An hour later, Dick sprawled lazily back in his chair,
his feet up on the grate and practically toasting in the fire. Mary was
laying the table with Swiftnick’s hindrance and Glenrae had been carving the
roast goose. Now he came over and leaned on the back of Dick’s chair, gazing
over the top of his friend’s dark hair into the fire. "Yer looking a mite
pensive there, laddie," he said quietly.
"I feel...." Dick waved one hand, unable to describe the
warm fuzzy feeling he had. He wasn't that drunk, he was sure.
"Content?" Glenrae suggested softly.
"Aye, I think that’d be it. It’s been a long time,
Robbie."
"Swiftnick’s been good for ye....He expects the best of
ye even when yer being a sour curmudgeon."
"A curmudgeon, am I?"
"Aye at times. Do ye deny it?"
"No," Dick admitted ruefully, studying the depths of his
glass and changing the subject. "Did you see that pistol?"
"Ye’ve showed it to me several times, laddie. I’ll admit
to being a mite jealous..." Glenrae commented, reaching down to pat Dick’s
shoulder. "Ye deserve it, Dick."
"What? The pistol?"
"No, letting Swiftnick wake ye up again. I was afraid
we’d lose ye...."
Dick half turned in his seat to look up at him. "Was I
getting so sour?"
"Ye were forgetting there was more than revenge to be
had," Glenrae told him. "Yer no pleasant when yer feeling bitter."
Turpin twisted around to look up at him. "My thanks for
putting up with me then," he said dryly.
"Och, I'm used to ye and do ye nay ken by now I’d stick
by ye whatever ye did? Yer laddie there will do the same for ye. And I'm
glad ye got him a present."
"He’d have sulked if I hadn’t," Turpin retorted. Glenrae
merely smiled knowingly at him and after a moment, Dick grinned back at him.
"Oh all right, I wanted to see the look on his face," he admitted. "It was
worth it...."
"Och, soft as butter ye are," Glenrae chuckled
"You were happy with the watch I gave you," Dick reminded
him. "Don't let Mary see that brazen hussy inside the lid though...."
"That’s art, laddie, art...." Glenrae answered as Mary
called them to the table where Swiftnick already had a mouthful of goose and
had had his hand smacked with the gravy ladle.
"I think you’re missing a T off that," Dick snorted as he
pushed lazily to his feet.
Glenrae draped an arm across his shoulder. "Och, my wee
Sassenach friend," he chuckled amiably. "Ye have no appreciation of the
finer things...."
"Apart from wine, women and song? I’ll appreciate that
brandy you got me..."
"I intend to share that with ye," Glenrae assured him.
"And the new wool cloak is exactly what I need...."
"Och, yer last one was getting wee bit scruffy and I
canna have a scruffy highwayman for a friend. I ken ye were busy buying for
yer laddie instead of yerself..."
"I forgot," Dick admitted. "But the wig, Glenrae, why a
wig?"
"Och, do ye nay ken the one ye wear now look like ye left
the sheep in it? You dinna have to powder and comb it so much as feed it....T’was
moulting, laddie.""
Dick laughed. "Point taken." He agreed as the youth came
to shoo them to the table. "Hello, lad, goose more to your liking than
reindeer is it?"
"Tastes better," Swiftnick grinned back, eyes bright with
excitement.
Dick smiled back at him and draped an arm around his
shoulders, pulling him between himself and Glenrae. Chuckling, the Scotsman
put his own arm around the youth and between them, they hugged the startled
Swiftnick until he squeaked and wriggled free.
Following him over to the table, Dick lifted the glass he
was still holding. "To love, life and the pursuit of coaches!" he chuckled.
"To Mary and the Black Swan," Glenrae answered. "And to
you, Dick, and to young Swiftnick. Long may you ride together..."
"And to friendship," Dick answered, feeling a surge of
festive spirit. He glanced at Swiftnick as his partner stood beside him and
grinned indulgently at him, unable to resist giving him a quick hug and as
Swiftnick happily hugged him back, feeling the return of the warm fuzzy
feeling.
It was a feeling he could get to like, Dick decided
somewhat drunkenly. The rarity of friendship, of having someone he could
trust and rely on, was a thing he had learned to do without for too long and
now that he had Swiftnick’s companionship he was reluctant to lose it. The
lad was a good friend for all his youth and Dick was going to do his best to
remember that and treasure him as the precious friend and partner he was to
him.


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