Want to get something off your chest?

Well you're in luck. Our Branch Scientific  Officer has developed the worlds first ever
Cyber-Expectorant designed to bring bronchial relief to cold sufferers via the internet.
                                        Just follow the simple instructions below.
                                      (It's Honey and Menthol flavour this month).

  Hugh Hunkly-Dunkly BSc

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              If you want something off your chest in the other sense.
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                 We'd like your views, comments or criticisms.