Hands up who wants to be a Health and Safety Rep?

Hugh Bradnock-Bartlington (Right) Explains How

So you want to be a Health and Safety Representative.
                          Splendid. Good Show!
The position of safety rep is open to all chaps and non-chaps who are members of this Branch. If you volunteer, you'll get tons of training and support from a ruddy fine bunch of
fellow reps.
All you have to do is click the box below -you can't miss it. Send us details of your name, workplace address and
mention that you want to be a rep. (Tell them that I sent you). One of our people will be in touch P.D.Q. to explain in more detail what the jobs all about and answer any queries you might have.

Thank you ever so much for your assistance. If you do apply then I say you're a decent cove and a stout fellow. If you're ever in the Fox and Pheasant I'd be pleased to buy you a small refreshment. Toodle Pip!