Tony Blair
| Constituency | Sedgefield |
| Party | Labour |
| Position | Prime Minister |
| Year of First Entry into Parliament | 1983 |
Ah, Tony, Tony. So eager to please. 'Things can only get better' etc. Why, then, do you never turn up in the House of Commons? Why do we have to rely on junior ministers to give out statements? Why do you always try just too hard to be sincere?
WHY THE HELL DID YOU INVITE NOEL GALLAGHER TO NO.10?
I'm sorry, but you have yet to convince me.