Precisely equal numbers of electrons, protons, neutrons, leptons, quarks. Completely inert, utterly useless, but smells like a rose.

Budweisium Ps

Has no taste or smell; is often indistinguishable from water.

Politicium Po

Contains a great deal of gas. Similar to radon in that it can reach lethal concentrations in the House of Commons.

Commons Cm

Atomic number 600 (approx.). Can never be found in a solution.

With thanks to JayDee's joke page.

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