me Samuel

Hello, my name is samuel , but people call me sam or sammy or gaylord or chunk or whatever they want.

Now what did you want to know about me? Well here is a page which answers the most frequent questions ive been asked on the internet. Anyone who knows me wont find out anything new tho! +_+

 

 

"how old are you?"

well - i was 17 as of the 29th of january 1998

"where do you live?"

i live in a crappy 'burb of london (UK) called Walthamstow! im hoping to get out as quick as possible and go somewhere nicer

"are you 'out'?"

yup - thank god! Im 'out' to my parents, my sister, all my friends out of college and a couple of friends in college - theyre ALL cool about it!

"what do you like to do?"

I like many things - i dont do hobbies tho' but the things i really enjoy are shopping, sheryl crow, eddie izzard, spending time with friend, bitching on the phone to said friends, talking sleazy with emily, the internet altho' its getting dull, dancing around my room, boys (yummy), going into london, politics to an extent, meeting new people oh and being myself!

"what do you dislike?"

erm, bigots and prejudiced people, stereotypes, organised religion, trendies/teenyboppers, peoples need to have an image, conservatives, vegetables, plastic wrapping on cassettes, dance music, old perves after me for sex, boyfs of people i fancy, my ex-boyf 'liam', stubborness, arrogance....

"do you have a boyfriend?"

sadly no I dont but not for lack of trying! The fact that my ex is a psycho bastard has detered me a bit I have to say :)

"have you got any 'experience'?"

well I do have some, but im not going to go into detail except for that sheep incident (im rumoured to have a fetish for anything wooly!) ... well i suppose even thats too much!

"do you have any pictures of yourself?"

yup - i have three, some are pretty old as im scared of cameras and havent let one get near me for ages! however, i refuse to put them on this site... youll have to ask me nicely privately if you really want to see them!

 

 

" im gonna be a wheel someday, im gonna be somebody, im gonna be a real gone cat, then i wont want you, and everythings gonna go my way.."