NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT!

THE CHIEF SEXECUTIVE
by Corey Dale

From out of the Southern swamps there emerges a sex-famished, three-foot-high Presidential candidate. He prevails with broads and ballot boxes, beginning one of the most outrageous tenures anyone ever spent in the nation's highest bedroom.

Culpepper's father must have been the Devil - what had he said his name was? Mee Fisto? But through the good offices and influences of the very large Miss Galette Boardenhaus and the very large Little People's Party, Cul became President of the US. His platform was the Croncade Restore America Program (CRAP), and his win was by a landslide. And it then became possible for the tiny President to straighten the country out according to CRAP, while he was carted about by his aides in his own custom luggage - to the boudoirs of the women of the most powerful Biggies in the land. And thus did the country almost return to the people, as was once intended it should remain. But then the Devil, or Mee Fisto, returned (almost), and some very strange things happened. This incredible story is presented to us by Mr Dale Harrison, who tells us he has taken it from a strange manuscript by one Weatherby Hairlapse, which was secreted in a bottle and floated to us ...from the year 1988!