Homers 10 Favorite Pass Times

1. Rummaging through the Flander's trash.
2. Stealing golf balls from the driving range.
3. Buying stuff off the TV.
4. Spending quality time in front of the TV.
5. Spending quality time on my favourite bar stool at Moe's.
6. Strangling the boy.
7. Juggling two beers at once while guzzling down the third.
8. Letting Santa's Little Helper lick the grease stains off my chest.
9. Eating flowers. (D'oh! You didn't hear that!)
10. Snuggling with marge.

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