Bart's Prank Calls
Bart's
Prank Calls
If you have a call to submit send it to-tony@jobmtkk.globalnet.co.uk You can dowload wav files to some of the calls, at the top of the call it will say dowload (all of the dowloads are in wav format) If you have a wav file of a call that I don't send it to-tjsa1@hotmail.com This address is not on my server so please send me a email to tell me that you have sent me a sound.
| Bart | Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? |
| Moe | Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss? |
| Barney | Maybe your standards are too high |
| Moe | You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage sown your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt! |
| Bart | Uh, is I.P. Freely there? |
| Moe | hey, everybody, I.P. Freely! Wait a minute... Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, your dead I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half! |
| Bart | Uh, Jacques Strap! |
| Moe | Hey guys I'm looking for a Jacques
Strap! Oh, wait a minute.... Jacques Strap? It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink you blood! |
| Bart | Hey, is ther a Seymour Butz there |
| Moe | Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! Oh, wait a minute... Listen you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes with a corkscrew! |
| Bart | Mike Rotch! |
| Moe | Mike Rotch! Hey has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately Listen to me you little puke. One of these days, I'm gonna catch you, and and I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick! |
| Bart | Ivana Twinkle? |
| Moe | Ivana Twinkle? All right, everybody put down your glasses, Ivana Twinkle! |
| Bart | Oliver Clothesoff! |
| Moe | Call for Oliver Clothesoff! Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open! |
| Download | This is not a prank call from Bart it's a genuine call from Mr Burns.... |
| Mr Burns | Hello, I'm looking for a Mr Smither, first name Wayland |
| Moe | Oh, so your looking for a Mr Smithers,
eh? First name Wayland, is it? Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap out outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat! |
| Download | Thanks to Carl Stoker for this one. |
| Homer | Eura Snotball? |
| Moe | What? How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to iran |
| This one happens in the halloween episode when Bart is in control of Springfield | |
| Moe | Uh, hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt! Oh! wait a minute.... |
| Bart | Bea O'Problem! |
| Moe | Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here? Oh.... It's you, isn't it? Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains! |
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