Recipes

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Food Recipes

Bart's America Balls

Ingredients:

2 cans of dog food, any brand (do not substitute dry dog food)

Instructions:

roll the dog food into 1 1/2 inch balls and place them on a serving tray
garnish with tiny american flags on toothpics

makes 24 servings

Chief Wiggum's Chilli

Ingredients:

5 gallons of water
quesosakatenango chili peppers from Guatamala (to taste)

Instructions:

combine ingredients in a large pot
cook until boiling
serve immediately

makes 5 gallons

Milhouse's Vaseline on Toast

Ingredients:

2 slices of bread
3 tbsp. of vaseline

Instructions:

toast the bread to desired darkness
spread vaseline evenly on each piece of toast

makes 2 servings

Homer's Space Age(out of this world) Moon Waffles

Ingredients:

 

1 package of caramel squares

2 cups waffle batter

1 bottle liqiud smoke

1 stick of butter

 

Instuctions:

 

place caramel in the waffle iron

pour on waffle batter

add liquid smoke to taste

cook thoroughly

take the stick of butter and wrap the moon waffle around it

place it on a toothpic and serve

makes 1 unfortunate serving

Ned's "Nachos Flanders Style"

Ingredients:

 

3 sliced cucumbers

1 cup cottage cheese

Instructions:

 

spread cottage cheese on ONE SIDE of each cucumber slice and place on a serving tray

makes approx. 24 servings

Patty and Selma's Tongue Sandwich

Ingredients:

 

2 slices of bread

1 tongue

 

Instructions:

 

place the tongue matter between the two pieces of bread

makes 1 repulsive serving

Marge's edible ear plugs

Ingredients:

 

1 cup flour

1/4 tsp salt

1/4 tsp ground cumin (Marge says 'what the hell'?)

1/2 cup water

 

Instructions:

 

mix flour, salt and cumin in a bowl

slowly work in the water, kneading the dough as you go

form into small shapes that can fit in your ear

cook in the oven until the timer dings

serves 12 people

Marge's Patented Happy Cracker Snack Platter

Ingredients:

 

1 dozen Ritz crackers

1 can Cheese Whiz

1 jar of olives

1 jar of pimentos

 

Instructions:

 

place crackers on a serving tray

use olives as happy face eyes

use pimentos as happy face noses

create smiley mouths with spray cheese

makes 12 servings

Beverage's

Flaming Moe

Ingredients:

 

1 shot Tequila

1 shot Schnapps

1 shot Creme De Menthe,

1 tbl. Krusty brand Cough Syrup

 

Instructions:

 

mix tequila, schnapps, and creme de menthe, then add cough syrup

set on fire, pause briefly, then extinguish the flame

makes 1 serving

Homer's Lawn Mower

Ingredients:

 

2oz. vodka

1 bunch wheatgrass

 

Instructions:

 

place wheatgrass in a juicer to yield 6oz.

mix wheatgrass juice with 2oz. vodka

makes 1 8oz. serving

SkittleBrau

Ingredients:

 

2 pkg. Skittles

1 6pk. Duffenbrau

 

Instructions:

 

add Skittles candies evenly to 6 12oz. cans of Duffenbrau

chill briefly

makes 6 servings

Marge's Homemade Pepsi

Ingredients:

 

2 1/2 cups chilled brewed coffee

5 tbl. confectioners' sugar

5 cups chopped ice

 

Instructions:

 

Combine coffee, sugar, and ice, then blend

it may turn out a little thick, but the price is right!

makes ~1 gallon

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