Simpsons Sounds
Simpsons
Sounds
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| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Homer saying he'll never drink another beer | Homer | 49kb | 10.wav |
| "What are the odds of getting sick on a Saturday...." | Homer | 40kb | 1000-1.wav |
| How many kids do the Simpsons have? | Homer / Marge | 118kb | 3kids.wav |
| Homer gets a four day weekend | Homer / Marge | 54kb | 4daywknd.wav |
| "Mmmm 64 slices of american cheese" | Homer | 47kb | 64cheese.wav |
| Whats the number for 911? | Homer | 19kb | 911.wav |
| Homer asks Barney if he's a pig | Homer / Barney | 60kb | amiapig.wav |
| Homer has to get his arms cut off | Homer / Unknown | 149kb | arms.wav |
| "Awwww crap!" | Homer | 10kb | aww_crap.wav |
| "Mmmm bacon" | Homer | 15kb | bacon.wav |
| Homer bargaining with his brain | Homer | 103kb | bargain.wav |
| Homer encouraging Bart | Homer / Marge | 291kb | bartlose.wav |
| Theres only one beer left in the fridge and it's Barts | Homer | 22kb | bartsbeer.wav |
| Homer writes Marge a letter | Homer | 122kb | beer.wav |
| Lisa and her storys! | Homer | 131kb | beerkill.wav |
| Homers inpression of Mr Burns | Homer / Mr Burns | 120kb | blahblah.wav |
| "Woohoo look at that blubber fly | Homer | 17kb | blubber.wav |
| "Arrrghhh, boogy man!" | Homer | 18kb | boogy.wav |
| "Boring!" | Homer | 6kb | boring.wav |
| Homer gets brain washed | Homer / Lisa | 69kb | brainwashed.wav |
| Homer tries to pick up Mr Burns mail | Homer / Unknown | 114kb | brnsmail.wav |
| Homers teacher burns a donut! | Homer / Teacher | 117kb | burndonu.wav |
| Why isn't Bart making a business | Homer / Bart | 58kb | business.wav |
| Homer tells the family a story | Homer / Marge / Bart | 173kb | candybar.wav |
| "Mmmm chocolate" | Homer | 31kb | choclate.wav |
| "Computers can do that?" | Homer | 15kb | computersdo_that.wav |
| "Quiet... The computers starting" | Homer | 15kb | computerstarting.wav |
| "Call me daddy" | Homer | 6kb | daddy.wav |
| "Damn straight!" | Homer | 21kb | damstrat.wav |
| "D'oh!" | Homer | 10kb | doe.wav |
| Homer talking about a dog that shoots bees out of it's mouth | Homer | 52kb | dogbee.wav |
| Homer eats a dog biscuit | Homer | 129kb | dogbiscuit.wav |
| "They're dogs and they're playing poker...." | Homer | 223kb | dogpoker.wav |
| Homer admireing donuts | Homer | 44kb | donuts.wav |
| Homers opinion of English | Homer | 75kb | english.wav |
| "Mmmm forbidden donut" | Homer | 43kb | forbidden_donut.wav |
| Homer giving Bart some advice about sport | Homer | 47kb | getdrunk.wav |
| Homers opinion of the girls of the internet | Homer | 34kb | girlsinternet.wav |
| "Yeah but what are you gonna do?" | Homer | 13kb | gonna_do.wav |
| "Go to hell!" | Homer | 13kb | gotohell.wav |
| Homer laughing | Homer | 6kb | hehe.wav |
| Homers version of the famous Queen song | Homer | 193kb | hmr_chmp.wav |
| Homer goes crazy | Homer / Marge | 168kb | hmrcrazy.wav |
| Homer saying that Bart was an accident | Homer / Marge | 47kb | homer2.wav |
| Homer gets sprayed by the skunk | Homer | 48kb | homer9.wav |
| Homers brain leaves | Homer | 9kb | homerout.wav |
| Homer yelling | Homer | 5kb | homeyell.wav |
| Three simple words | Homer | 38kb | iamgay.wav |
| "They have the internet on computers now?" | Homer | 24kb | internet.wav |
| "I am invincible...." | Homer | 51kb | invince.wav |
| Homer gets jokes | Homer / Lisa | 167kb | joke.wav |
| Homer is the magical man | Homer | 112kb | magicmn.wav |
| "The mail is here..." | Homer | 61kb | mail.wav |
| Homer buying a matter transporter | Homer / Unknown | 219kb | matter.wav |
| Homer loses his brain | Homer | 17kb | me_lose_brain.wav |
| Some kind of super animal | Homer / Lisa | 163kb | meat.wav |
| Bart reading Homers mind | Homer | 89kb | meow.wav |
| "Mmmm fish sticks" | Homer | 53kb | mfishstk.wav |
| "Mmmm free goo" | Homer | 24kb | mfreegoo.wav |
| "Mmmm hog fat" | Homer | 26kb | mhogfat.wav |
| "Mmmm invisible cola" | Homer | 33kb | mmcola.wav |
| "Mmmm beer" | Homer | 14kb | mmm_beer.wav |
| "Mmmm burger" | Homer | 16kb | mmmm_burger.wav |
| "Mmmm chicken" | Homer | 29kb | mmmm_chicken.wav |
| "Mmmm organised crime" | Homer | 30kb | mmmmcrime.wav |
| "Mmmm sacrilishis" | Homer | 40kb | msacrili.wav |
| Homers opinion of Bart | Homer | 73kb | nerdparl.wav |
| Grampa goes to the outhouse | Homer / Bart | 53kb | outhouse.wav |
| Homer can't here his self think | Homer | 101kb | peanuts.wav |
| Guess who's broke | Homer / Kent Brockman | 173kb | plsflan.wav |
| Homer tells the insurance man that Moes is a porno store | Homer / Unknown | 89kb | porno.wav |
| Moe has a rash | Homer / Moe | 90kb | rash.wav |
| "Your selling what now?" | Homer | 47kb | selling.wav |
| Homer and Bart fighting a shark | Homer / Bart | 67kb | sharky.wav |
| "Keep looking shocked..." | Homer | 84kb | shocked.wav |
| "Shut up" | Homer | 7kb | shutup.wav |
| "Shut up brain" | Homer | 16kb | shutupbr.wav |
| "I am so smart...." | Homer | 133kb | sosmart1.wav |
| Homer calling Dean | Homer / Dean | 74kb | stpdhead.wav |
| Homer will stop doing stupid things | Homer | 49kb | stupid_things.wav |
| "Stupid TV, be more funny!" | Homer | 18kb | stupidtv.wav |
| "It's some kind of super dog!" | Homer | 48kb | superdog.wav |
| "This sucks!" | Homer | 6kb | thissucks.wav |
| Homer gets smart | Homer / Unknown | 78kb | triangle.wav |
| Homer trying to turn Marge on | Homer | 13kb | turning_you_on.wav |
| "That twilighty show about the zone..." | Homer | 55kb | twilightyzone.wav |
| "You wouldn't understand!" | Homer | 12kb | understand.wav |
| "Woohoo!" | Homer | 17kb | wahoo.wav |
| Homers fingers are to fat | Homer / Unknown | 142kb | wand.wav |
| Homers opinion of weasels | Homer / Marge | 104kb | weasel.wav |
| "Once the Sun goes down all the wierdos turn crazy...." | Homer | 224kb | weirdos.wav |
| "Whaaattt!" | Homer | 6kb | what.wav |
| "Wheres my birito...." | Homer | 17kb | wheremy.wav |
| "Why you little..." | Homer | 6kb | youlittle.wav |
| Homers plan to pass his exam | Homer / The Nerds | 187kb | crammed.wav |
| "Kiss my curvey butt goodbye!!!" | Homer | 27kb | curveybutt.wav |
| Marge suggesting to Homer that he cuts down on beer | Homer / Marge | 41kb | cutdownonbeer.wav |
| "You suck didley uk Flanders!!!!" | Homer | 22kb | didlyu~1.wav |
| "Homer buying a evil doll for Bart | Homer / Shop Guy | 228kb | frogert.wav |
| Homer telling God why he shouldn't have to go to church | Homer / God | 218kb | homerngod.wav |
| The last peanut | Homer | 64kb | lastpnut.wav |
| Homer talking about the planet of the apes | Homer | 322kb | planet.wav |
| Homer calls Moe's | Homer / Moe | 262kb | snotball.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Lisa thinks she is the lizard queen | Lisa | 57kb | lizardqn.wav |
| Bart confronts Lisa about taking pep pills | Lisa / Bart | 134kb | peppill.wav |
| Homer stealing the elephants peanuts | Lisa / Homer | 38kb | screwhim.wav |
| Lisa helping Ralph get dressed | Lisa / Ralph | 128kb | dress.wav |
| Just send it to the Pentagon | Lisa / Unknown | 195kb | pentagon.wav |
| "I'm not a pumpkin I'm a kid....." | Lisa / Ralph / Unkown | 114kb | pumpkin.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| "Hi, Carumba" | Bart | 15kb | bart.wav |
| Bart trying to convince Homer that he didn't do it | Bart | 10kb | didn'tdoit.wav |
| "Eat my shorts" | Bart | 10kb | eatshort.wav |
| Bart recruting entertainment for his casino | Bart / Unkown | 28kb | goulet1.wav |
| "Gimme three fingers of milk ma" | Bart | 19kb | milk.wav |
| Bart trying to order something by phone | Bart | 49kb | phone.wav |
| Bart is prepared to make a sacrafice | Bart | 33kb | sacrafice.wav |
| Barts faithful toilet | Bart | 28kb | toilet.wav |
| Bart calls Moe but his prank backfires | Bart / Moe / Hugh Jass | 155kb | hughjass.wav |
| "Ahhhh, the system works" | Bart | 41kb | sysworks.wav |
| The time has come for danger | Bart | 96kb | danger.wav |
| "Cooooollllll!" | Bart | 35kb | cool.wav |
| Barts version of the Batman theme | Bart | 90kb | buttman.wav |
| "I'll be a son of a witch" | Bart | 49kb | sow.wav |
| "It's craptacula" | Bart | 15kb | crap.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Marges opinion of the French | Marge | 162kb | french.wav |
| Marges opinion of Slick Willy | Marge | 70kb | slick.wav |
| Marges opinion of Homer car | Marge / Homer | 196kb | seatbelt.wav |
| "Watch out for the shaq attack" | Marge / Bart | 63kb | shaq.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| "Thankyou for coming.... I'll see you in hell" | Apu | 60kb | seeyouinhell.wav |
| They used nylon rope this time | Apu | 56kb | nylonrope.wav |
| Apu's full name | Apu | 42kb | apu.wav |
| "You magnificent bastard...." | Apu | 55kb | markup.wav |
| Apu is free and celebrateing | Apu / Sanjay | 84kb | free.wav |
| Apu promises nothing | Apu | 97kb | bank.wav |
| "Please do not offer my God a peanut" | Apu | 19kb | please_d.wav |
| Apu's job description | Apu | 37kb | willbeshotat.wav |
| "No sorry I don't speak english......" | Apu / Unknown | 76kb | noenglish.wav |
| Apu is left with no choice | Apu | 55kb | mangled.wav |
| Apu is always polite no matter what | Apu | 40kb | get-out.wav |
| "Please come again" | Apu | 10kb | apu7.wav |
| "Cowabunga!" | Apu | 20kb | apu-cow.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| One day people are going to stand up to you crooked cops | Homer / Chief Wiggum | 89kb | crookedcops.wav |
| Chief Wiggum Vs The 3rd dimension | Chief Wiggum | 101kb | takethat.wav |
| Chief Wiggum version of crowd control | Chief Wiggum | 91kb | wigcrowd.wav |
| "Oh please, come on, keep swimming naked..." | Chief Wiggum | 79kb | swim.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Milhouse gets angry at Bart | Milhouse | 204kb | bowl.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| You haven't seen the last of Willie | Willy | 64kb | willy.wav |
| "Arrrrrhhhhh it's Mr Burns. KILL IT!!!" | Willy | 97kb | killit.wav |
| "Pull Willy, Pull" | Willy / Skinner | 36kb | pullwillie.wav |
| "What in the name of...." | Willy | 18kb | whatthe.wav |
| The shining | Willy / Bart | 40kb | sued.wav |
| "Don't go reading my mind before 4 and 5..." | Willy | 79kb | shine.wav |
| Willy turns into Scottie from Star Trek | Willy / Skinner | 64kb | water.wav |
| "You choir boys..." | Willy | 25kb | choirboy.wav |
| Lets take them to school | Willy | 112kb | school.wav |
| Skeleton Power | Willy / Unknown | 83kb | skeleton.wav |
| Haggis.... Good for what ales you.... | Willy | 73kb | cooking.wav |
| Willy singing "I'm a maniac" | Willy | 63kb | maniac.wav |
| "Willy hears ya, an Willy don't care" | Willy | 69kb | willie~1.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Maaaatloooccccck!!!! | Grampa | 22kb | matlock.wav |
| "I'm old, gimme, gimme, gimme" | Grampa | 65kb | gimmee.wav |
| Bad News | Grampa | 25kb | badnews.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Skinner trying to come up with an exuse | Skinner / Bart / Mrs Krabapple | 191kb | exuse.wav |
| This is Jimbo the school bully | Skinner / Jimbo | 165kb | jimbo.wav |
| Skinner introducing Apu and Mrs Apu | Skinner | 83kb | mrs.wav |
| "I've lost them forever..." | Skinner / Unknown | 175kb | sinners.wav |
| Skinners gets mean | Bart Skinner | 148kb | upyours.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Dr Nick meets the Simpsons | Dr Nick / The Simpsons | 38kb | drnick.wav |
| "Bye everybody" | Dr Nick | 20kb | nick_bye.wav |
| "Hi everybody" | Dr Nick | 17kb | nick_hi.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| "Whats this about Gabo?" | Reverend Lovejoy / Jasper | 104kb | gabothis.wav |
| Jasper telling Smithers how to walk | Jasper | 41kb | regular_walkin.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Snake robbing the computer nerd | Snake / Computer Nerd | 80kb | wallet.wav |
| "Tough break" | Snake | 42kb | break.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| "Oh no acid flash back" | Otto | 20kb | acidflashback.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| "Hey spock what do you want on your burger?" | Lenard Nimoy / Unknown | 72kb | spock.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| The law business is a little slow | Lionel Hutz | 74kb | clients.wav |
| I kinda ran over his dog | Lionel Hutz / Marge | 166kb | hutzcar.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Hans wants his life back | Hans | 81kb | hans.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| "Hey" | Lenny | 8kb | hey.wav |
| Lenny and Carl argueing about where to go | Lenny / Carl | 86kb | manson.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| The comic book guy is racing for champion of the universe | Comic Book Guy | 20kb | universe.wav |
| "You are making me laugh....." | Comic Book Guy | 177kb | go.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Flanders version of absolutley | Flanders | 14kb | flanders.wav |
| Flanders version of OK | Flanders | 23kb | okliedok.wav |
| Homer has to snap Flanders out of it | Homer / Flander | 127kb | donefor.wav |
| It's judgement day | Flanders / Todd / Rodd | 202kb | trumpet.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| McBains Eyes are burning | McBane | 30kb | Goggles.wav |
| McBain calling his audience homosexuals | McBane | 49kb | homosexuals.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Ralph ate his caps | Ralph | 28kb | atecaps.wav |
| The happiest day of Ralphs life | Ralph | 37kb | docworms.wav |
| Ralph with a flute up his nose | Ralph | 54kb | futeuphisnose.wav |
| Ralph is Idaho | Ralph | 11kb | idaho.wav |
| "I love you Principal Skinner....." | Ralph | 151kb | iluvu.wav |
| "I choose Ken Griffy jr" | Ralph | 20kb | kenjr.wav |
| Ralphs audition for fallout boy | Ralph | 159kb | necks.wav |
| "If I keep my finger out of my nose....." | Ralph | 53kb | nose.wav |
| Raplh talking about a resturant | Ralph | 63kb | restaurant.wav |
| Don't let Ralph use the glue | Ralph | 34kb | rlphval3.wav |
| "I'm not aloud to turn on the stove...." | Ralph | 68kb | rwcookdn.wav |
| Theres a dog in the vent | Ralph | 41kb | rwdoginv.wav |
| Ralphs face is on fire | Ralph | 26kb | rwfacfir.wav |
| Not ha ha funny | Ralph | 28kb | rwnothah.wav |
| A change of underwear | Ralph | 14kb | underware.wav |
| "Sleep thats where I'm a viking..." | Ralph | 39kb | viking.wav |
| "I bent my wookie" | Ralph | 18kb | wookie.wav |
| Ralph fails english.... Thats unposible | Ralph | 31kb | mefail.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Krustys free sex manual | Krusty | 226kb | krustsex.wav |
| Krusty laughing | Krusty | 6kb | krustylaugh.wav |
| "If your going to the medicine cuboard I've already been" | Krusty | 32kb | medicine.wav |
| Krusty's seal of aproval | Krusty | 63kb | krusty1.wav |
| Krusties opinion of a cartoon | Krusty | 39kb | krusty.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| "Your in deep doh now..." | Mr Burns | 32kb | deepdoh.wav |
| "You glutonuse little doe boy..." | Mr Burns | 23kb | doeboy.wav |
| "Exellent" | Mr Burns | 18kb | excelent.wav |
| Fresh victims for Mr Burns | Mr Burns | 74kb | freshvictims.wav |
| "May I help you?" | Mr Burns | 33kb | mayihelp.wav |
| Company policy | Mr Burns | 120kb | plague.wav |
| "Simpson Hey" | Mr Burns | 11kb | simpson.wav |
| Mr Burns has gone mad | Mr Burns | 80kb | sprcemse.wav |
| "What use is money...." | Mr Burns | 47kb | terror.wav |
| Mr Burns blocking out the sun | Mr Burns | 81kb | vengence.wav |
| Burns telling Smithers why he doesn't like to go outside | Mr Burns | 51kb | fatchildren.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Nelson laughing | Nelson | 22kb | haha.wav |
| "Give me your lunch money...." | Nelson | 55kb | giveme.wav |
| "Your moms a jailbird......" | Nelson / Bart | 72kb | jailbird.wav |
| "I'll tear you a new A" | Nelson / Bart | 110kb | newa.wav |
| Nelson and a bird laughing | Nelson / Bird | 39kb | haha2.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| "Daaaarrrr" | Captin McCallister | 8kb | darr.wav |
| "I am not atractive...." | Captin McCallister | 40kb | yar.wav |
| "I nailed that one about house-boats...." | Captin McCallister | 40kb | you.wav |
| "To sea..." | Captin McCallister | 20kb | tosea.wav |
| "Mutinous dogs..." | Captin McCallister | 24kb | mdogs.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Barney sends Moe a valentine card | Moe / Barney | 93kb | barney.wav |
| Homer wants to lend money from Moe | Moe | 182kb | collateral.wav |
| Moe on the lie detector | Moe | 148kb | lie.wav |
| Moe gets angry | Moe | 120kb | moe_rage.wav |
| Moe thinks that Mr Burns is a prank caller | Moe | 253kb | moeburns.wav |
| Yet another thing Moe believes in has crumbled | Moe | 71kb | voodoo.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Barney telling Homer how he makes his omolate | Barney | 35kb | 2cheese.wav |
| Barney brings a beer keg to Homers party | Barney | 84kb | barn_keg(1).wav |
| Barney burping | Barney | 5kb | burp.wav |
| Barney wants the Chilli Peppers | Barney | 28kb | chili_willy.wav |
| Barney smells stinky | Barney | 73kb | stinky.wav |
| Homer asking Barney where his car is | Barney | 159kb | where.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| The Reverends version of "No" | Reverend Lovejoy | 41kb | nosiree.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Martins plan has worked | Martin | 76kb | queen.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Kent making a report on punks | Kent Brockman | 115kb | punks.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| "To the bee mobile...." | Unknown | 236kb | beemobile.wav |
| Skinners mom saying she never wanted him | Unknown | 183kb | glad.wav |
| "You find me amusing...." | Unknown | 62kb | auto.wav |
| Springfieldians talking about the Simpsons | Unknown | 67kb | annoying.wav |
| Description | Characters | File Size | Download |
| Homer singing "Allueta" | Homer | 26kb | alla.wav |
| Homer singing "My Baloney" | Homer | 94kb | baloney.wav |
| Cheif Wiggum on an old fashioned car chase | Chief Wiggum | 129kb | carchase.wav |
| Homers version of the flintstones theme song | Homer | 195kb | chestnuttree.wav |
| Homer dancing and singing on his own grave | Homer | 66kb | evil.wav |
| Homer singing about when he was 17 and first bought a duff | Homer | 199kb | hmr17.wav |
| Homer singing along to a song on the radio | Homer | 228kb | joker.wav |
| The theme song from Mr Plow | Homer | 45kb | mrplow.wav |
| Homers Nacho version of "Macho Man" | Homer | 55kb | nacho_man.wav |
| "Joy to the world the teachers dead......" | Nelson | 146kb | nejoyto.wav |
| Homers version of "Under The Sea" | Homer | 121kb | undersea.wav |
| The theme tune from the Simpsons | None | 39kb | simpsons.wav |
| "Hey there blimpy boy...." | Homer | 55kb | bboy.wav |
| "There was a little spanish flea...." | Homer | 136kb | flea.wav |
| The B-Sharps award winning song | The B-Sharps | 209kb | babyob.wav |
| Homer singing "Some people call me a space cowboy...." | Homer | 228kb | homerjkr.wav |
| Homers version of "Hey big spender" | Homer | 185kb | homrrap.wav |
| "Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy...." | Homer | 124kb | hmryummy.wav |
| The theme song from Moes resturant | Moe | 95kb | moeuncle.wav |
| A tribute song to Principal Skinner | Unknown | 273kb | skinner.wav |
| Barts song he trick the congragation into singing | The Congregation | 298kb | itgoe.wav |
| Bart and Milhouses version of "New York, New York" | Bart / Milhouse | 299kb | sprgfld2.wav |
| Paint your wagon | Unknown | 218kb | wagon.wav |
| The Kwik-E-Mart song | Apu / The Simpsons | 744kb | kwikmart.wav |
| The Stonecutters theme song | The Stonecutters | 473kb | stonesng.wav |
| The monorail theme song | Springfieldians | 540kb | monorail.wav |
| The Duff beer song from Duff gardens | Unknown | 63kb | duffbeer.wav |
| The Rappin Rabbis song | Rabbis | 55kb | rappinrabbis.wav |
| Lisa's song from the protest at the plant | Lisa | 593kb | lisasong2.wav |
| Professor Frinks theme music | Professor Frink | 336kb | frinks1.wav |