SADDAM MEETS CLINTON
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Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for a round of talks 
in a new peace process. When Bill sits down, he notices three buttons 
on the side of Hussein's chair. They begin talking, and after five 
minutes Saddam presses the first button. A Boxing Glove springs out 
of a box on the desk and punches Clinton in the face. Confused, 
Clinton carries on talking, as Saddam falls about laughing. A few 
minutes later, the second button is pressed, and this time a big boot 
comes out and Kicks Clinton in the shin.  Again Hussein laughs, and 
again Clinton carries on talking, not wanting to be put off the bigger 
issue. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes 
out and Kicks Clinton in the balls, he's finally had enough. 
"I'm going back Home" he tells the Iraqi. 
"We'll finish these talks in two weeks."

A fortnight passes and Saddam flies over to the states for the talks. 
As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bill's chair 
and prepares for the Yank's Revenge. They begin talking and Bill 
presses the first button. Saddam ducks but nothing happens. Clinton 
Sniggers. A Few seconds later button two is pressed. Saddam jumps up, 
but again nothing happens. Clinton Roars with laughter. When the third 
button is pressed Saddam jumps up again, and nothing happens. Clinton 
falls on the floor in a fit of Hysterics.

"Sod this," Saddam says, "I'm going back to baghdad."
"Baghdad?" Clinton says through tears of Laughter. "What baghdad?"